It’d all become such a farce ~
really a pain, in my arse.
My man ~ he noticed not a thing
ever since I’d donned his diamond ring.
He loved the cookies I would bake
and he was nutty ‘bout my cake
but cleaning ovens never brought
the appreciation I’d once got.
So I did what any girl would do ~
went out and bought something new;
a really sexy French maid costume
then went home and grabbed the broom…
Was I witch, or was I vixen?
Would he notice what I was fixin' ?
My little butt up in the air
and cleavage showing, way down to there.
My man, he thought he’d died for sure
for inattention, I’d found the cure!
Dusting in 4-inch high heels
and cooking all his favorite meals.
And if you think this tale is true
either you’re a guy, or you’re cuckoo!
Author notes
I have nothing to say that will not incriminate me. LOL
A contest entry
- ~For Women Only~ by Nature Song.
525 points, ended March 25, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Wonderful!
I love that you said only a guy or a fool would believe it!! Just a magic ending. Super poem, it made my day!
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Very Good
Nice rhyme
Real cute, espacally the last line
Brat
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this is cute. love it. really grabs a guy's attention that way. yeah, i had to dress up the other day also to get me some. lol. it worked
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we do try some very strange things to grab our guys eye, dont we...I will not even mention mine...Hope you both had dessert after this little number...great rhyme in this...good job, good luck!
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Too Excellent!!
This is so much a hoot. You go girl. Bob
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I like this a lot, sounds like a way to spend an evening to me
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French Maid outfit. Dusting in 4 inch heels and cleavage showing everywhere! lol, funny. Good luck in the contest. ~Sie
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You are Cute, and So funny!
Cute as they can make it,my dear..How familiar, the words I hear,coming from you,so dear and sweet.Who would not think you're neat! Some men would give their heart for you.In no time,I am sure they'd do, but some don't see what they have..until its too late! Well dear one..Humour aside how many of us feel that as brides..So take heart dear one.You are not alone! There are more places for worth,than always in the bed and the home!Love ya...and you are cute! No disputing it!
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R O F L
this is too clever and witty...great flow and rhyme with a GREAT ending!!!! Isn't this so true. Even your author's notes are cute.
Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Good luck in this contest.
Michelle
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FANTASTIC
This is soooooooooooo cute and funny
Stunning clean humour leading to a perfect poem, great rhythm and flo. I must say I loved how it ended.
And if you think this tale is true
either you’re a guy, or you’re cuckoo!
This is a sure winner in my eyes but good luck. ami
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hee hee! Excellent write dear poet. You captured this so wittily and deftly. Now, where did I put that French Maid's outift.....? :-)
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