Company coming, the house is a mess,
in the closet it goes, I must confess.
Oh no, please, wait, dont open that darn door!
There goes my secret, all over the floor.
Hurry, hurry, it must'nt be late,
time for dinner to be on his plate.
If it isnt, the beast will growl,
I'll need to tame him with my towel.
Dammit, dammit, this just cant be,
ran out of coins for the laundry.
Needs his lucky shorts,or he'll die,
Febreeze deceives, now you know why.
Woman's work never done,
no time for any fun.
Well that is what they think
be right back, need a drink.
A contest entry
- ~For Women Only~ by Nature Song.
525 points, ended March 25, 2007, 16 entries
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Please tell me what you think
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LOL, wonderfully done! You forgot under the bed and in the draws, oh, maybe that is just me. Stuff it where it fits. The humor you have in these writes is great. Made me laugh through out and picture myself doing it all.
Love the ending...and they wonder why there are so many women closet drinkers. Try living in our shoes for a day.
Great job and great fun.
Best!
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lol....this is a very humorous write...nice imagery....it flows well too.
Being a homemaker is not easy at all!
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lol. I got a nice chuckle out of this one...
Housework is never finished especially if you got kids...lol.
Great rhyme and rythmn, I kinda just 'bopped' along in my head....
Great write, an' I'll Have a drink too, I think...lol.
Jeffro -
yeah, i could use a drink also. thanks for this entry. love the poem.
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LOL, thats funny. First part sounds like someone I know. Hide it and hope the guests don't get too nosy.
Work work work, never a break. I mean stop buggin, Oprah is on then something else equally irrelevant.
Best to you in contest,
Mouser
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Fabreeze...decieves..funny. I like that line! Good luck in the contest. Thank you for entereing! ~Sie
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