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So you wanted candles

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So you wanted candles
And they're not for any cake
You want to use them just like handles
And shove them up your date

Now these candles that I found for you
Are not the average norm
I went searching through the internet
And these are classed as porn

Some are thin they’ll slip right in
But beware they don’t go past the rim
Some are thick they will do the trick
Because we all love a big prick

Just a little word of warning
Don’t play with them till morning
Night you have to use them for light
And burnt pubes are not a delight

Please tell me what you think

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  • Tattboyspet
    March 20, 2007

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    Very light hearted write here ... loved the inserted pics along the way although, the
    "Just a little word of warning
    Don’t play with them till morning
    Night you have to use them for light
    And burnt pubes are not a delight"
    stanza could be rather interesting


  • Disturbed Prodigy
    March 20, 2007

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    lol, you know this is something i could get into (or let get into me,lol) but this a great poem i think you did a kick ass job, keep it flowing lol and good luck in the contest


  • Kari gold member
    March 19, 2007

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    Woah lol...those colors lol...This indeed is very vulgar. The best of luck to you in the contest.


  • honey bear
    March 19, 2007

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    wow i know i like to be warmed up and even love a bit of hot stuff but this is ridiculus they would get on my wick!


  • Edna Sweetlove
    March 19, 2007

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    When I saw the first image I knew my worst fears were about to be realised. And yes, you didn't let me down. Amusingly vulgar and yet charmingly whimsical.

    PS: Line 2: they're not their! I'll assume it was a moment of absent-mindedness and will look forward to its correction if you hope for honour in this contest.....

    PPS: Line 4: I really like "date". I'm not certain if this means a part of my anatomy or my companion. Please horrify me with your answer.


  • elemental angel
    March 19, 2007
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    HeHeHe lol

    Brilliant.
    Bravo

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