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Test Tube Baby

When she first walked in
She sure caught my eye
A friend had said
She was a test tube baby
She had ten fingers
I could see ten toes
And a pair of legs
Cut clean up to here

What a lady
A test tube baby
I vote
Lets make
A whole lot more
Maybe we could clone her
One for you and one for me

She had a nice wiggle
She had a great figure
A set of well
You know what
That caught my glance
What a beautiful bounce

What a lady
A test tube baby
I vote
Lets make
A whole lot more
Maybe we could clone her
One for you and one for me

And when she smiled
I got a warm feeling deep inside
ANd those eyes
A deeper blue
I've never seen
All I could think of
Was Where do I get one

What a lady
A test tube baby
I vote
Lets make
A whole lot more
Maybe we could clone her
One for you and one for me

Author notes

Just wondering how shallow I could accually be. I did have a lot of fun with this. A hopwit gives you a cuckle

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  • klassy lassy
    August 7, 2007

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    Ah, I hear a chorus...all guys! LOL ...shows to go ya, there's a lot more than just petrie dishes.


  • Cynthia Gaines gold member
    July 21, 2007
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    Very Creative & Humorous!!!


  • debilynn gold member
    May 19, 2007
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    hilarious! you got a great imagination and a wonderful way with words. this is funnnnnny! what a super laugh this gave me:
    She had a nice wiggle
    She had a great figure
    A set of well
    You know what
    That caught my glance
    What a beautiful bounce

    thank you for sharing this. keep writing! God bless you always


  • Sandygram
    March 27, 2007

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    Hehehe

    Oh Charlie, This was so cute. I think you have been away too long. Well we could clone you too, then you could be here in the states and still be over there and be happy in both places. I know a few who would order one here. I would order one myself. Then I would always have my dear friend to talk to. This was a pleasure to read again this morning. You take care and keep writing and sending us those smiles. I have so much respect for what you are doing. May God Bless you and all who are there in harms way. Many hugs and smiles.

    You take care,

    Sandy


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    March 26, 2007

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    Now what would you do with a squirming new born baby! I did get a kick out of this write. Thanks for sharing!

    Jeannie


  • panegyric ink
    March 22, 2007
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    first funny i have had in awhile, thanks!!!

    what a beautiful bounce!!!!!


  • Zorro69
    March 22, 2007
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    So you found out how shallow.


  • Muirghiel
    March 22, 2007

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    Of course if you cloned her you'd have - not a beautiful sexy woman, but a squalling baby

    I did smile, then I giggled at the thought of you receiving that baby, and wondering what to do. Then when she grows up she looks the same as the original but she dresses terribly and curses too much and drinks. Nature v. Nurture anyone?

  • SavannahNicole
    March 21, 2007
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    I LOVE IT. I haven't laughed all day, till now. It's cute.


  • jasminerose
    March 18, 2007

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    A chuckle I got indeed Charlie! Shallow? you were trying to see how shallow you could write?? I don't know what is making me laugh more, your authors comments or the line:
    A set of well
    You know what
    That caught my glance
    What a beautiful bounce
    I must say...tactfully put!
    lol Have a wonderful day and keep sending us some smiles
    Linda

  • June-bug
    March 18, 2007
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    excellent

    Well now what tube is she testing? , This is a cute write. We all have those thoughts of where can I find one, if I found the perfect male, I would have to keep the orginial. I like the first come, first serve theory. LOL, I personally got chuckle from this.

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