Alice in the Country of Wonder

Down another hole I've fallen
Tumbling down to a porcelain floor
No way out, no little door.
Where's the white rabbit?
Doesn't he lead the way?
Oh wait! I hear a noise,
stepping echoes,
around and about
here the white rabbit is to help me out.
His waistcoat gone, replaced with a blazer,
his watch now a rolex.
I begin to follow
this white hare.
Stopping at the littlest door,
I dont forget the key.
to get smaller, be sure to "drink me".
Smaller and smaller
through the door I go,
no sign of Dodo
no jolly race.
In to the woods I flee,
to meet Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee.
Dressed in suits
no story they tell
about oysters
or Old Father William.
Off I run
to a flower bed I see
A Golden Afternoon for you and me
rude flowers call me a weed
one day I'll pick them without heed.
A pot smoking catapillar,
my next encounter.
One side to make you grow Taller,
the other side to make you grow Smaller.
Off the bong smoking butterfly flies.
To the Chesire Cat I run,
to the cat for more fun!
Instead of a cat,
a woman I see
in purple and pink
down the tree she sinks,
A demented smile on her face.
She knows I'm mad
she points me in the directly directed direction
to the Mad Hatter and Marge Hare I go
a tea party I hear
a Very Merry Unbirthday to you and me
and cake and an allowance to sing
Rudeness shared and stories told
Away I run to Tulgy Wood.
Patience, what good advice
my curiousity driven from patience.
Again Chesire Puss smiles
haunts me all the while.
To the Queen I must go,
or else my head will roll.
Through the maze I find
painting roses red
cards full of dread.
The Queen I see,
has extreme beauty.
Her shrill voice shouts of head chopping and croquette
No other choice I must play.
More head chopping to be done
apparently the Queen is having fun.
Either the Jack,
or the cat
got me on trial
these people are all in denial.
The mushroom makes me
grow a mile.
Out I must get
before my head gets ripped.
Run!Run!
up the hole I flee,
Im glad this is only a dream.