My friend has a dog
that I cannot stand.
I think he's a pain
while she thinks he's grand.
Not smart, like a mutt,
Just purebred and prissy.
Barks 'neath the bed
'cuz he's a hairy, black, sissy.
She calls him by Domino,
more Dumb-ino I grouse.
Won't potty outside,
but sure shits in the house!
This furry, black, hairball
quite irritates me.
If I pick him up
on himself he does pee.
Un-housebroken behavior
she just won't rebuke.
She pampers and pets him
'til I just wanna puke!
Well I guess since she loves him,
though he's stupid and hyper,
I can't kill him off.
I guess I'll buy him a diaper.
;)
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This dog makes me crazy. Actually, his owner makes me nuts. After all, she is the one who didn't housebreak him. And she is the one who continues to let him potty in the house unchecked. I just get tired of her expecting me, or someone else, to clean up after him. Yech!
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I like this. I have a dog and I really love her. My dad is always teasing me and saying that my dog is stupid. But, my dog is smart, she hasn't gone peeing on my dad ever!
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A-HA!!!
You're back and back with a winner! Oh my GOSH dogs can be dumb. I prefer cats (I'm a Leo) but dogs are just such an unpredictable proposition. Come to think of it, I did have one little dimbulb cat who preferred my travel bag to his litter box -- or if you did finally get him to use the box, he'd teeter on the edge, all four paws in a line, and then poop on the floor. OK, he had issues, but all my other cats were tidy as can be.
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My older brother had a dog like this. Good luck to your friend with his training. (Hopefully she has the time to devote to his training)
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Wow....
Some animals lol just an annoyance. Great write.
A MURDEROUS LAMENT -
och - the dog needs more than a daiper he needs his nose rubbing in it and a smack on his butt!
this made me smile, you have taken a disgusting wee creature and made him a symbol of fun!
well done
elaine
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