I am the greatest Fireman,
The greatest in the land.
I can put out many fires,
I just slap it with my hand.
I can rescue many,
From fire puking holes.
I can lift a thousand pounds of weight,
And I can slide down a million poles.
Everyone rides the fire truck,
To go quickly blast the heat.
I don't need a fire truck,
I just run there with my feet.
I saw that someone needed help,
It was a little child.
But I just laughed as I said,
Ha, Those flames mild.
I went into the building,
I had to make a quick decision.
I forgot to save the child,
And came out with a big screen television.
A contest entry
- ANYTHING! Seriously ANYTHING! by A Murderous Lament.
390 points, ended April 2, 2007, 75 entries
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AH HA! A perfect poem for Poetry Planet!
I smiled all the way through thinking "THIS IS IT!" 
Love your humor, Paul. 
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No! No! Go back! Save the child!!! Haha...I liked the poem until it got to the television part lol. Pretty funny. I like how you say "I don't need a fire truck,
I just run there with my feet."
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Lmao this poem is awesome. Love your sense of humor great job.
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lol. Kind of dark humor, but funny nonetheless. I loved the ending. Best of luck in the contest.
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haha.
That is really humorous. I enjoyed it. Great job. Wow. I'll never forget this poem. Love the last 2 lines.
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Thank you so much
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