A tear drops from old Edna's eye
(the one without the weeping stye)
I shall be eating birthday lunch soon
Using my lovely retard's silver spoon
To stop me drooling on my tits too soon
And then in all my drunken splendour
I'll go and visit my regular bender.
[Provided my Zimmer frame will fit in the car
If it won't, then it's a poke too far.]
Please tell me what you think
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LOL So, could you make the background any more fucia, Edna??? Gotta say, you're one sick chick!
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Happy birthday!
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I don't suppose you will tell us how old you are Edna, but I gather not too old, if you can still manage a poke! Lovely little poem to your good self.
Ann
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Happy Birthday Edna, here's fifty pounds, go have some naughty fun with it(not that you know how to have fun otherwise
)...goood luck with that weeping stye ...peace Terry
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50 pounds of excess flesh? Hanging in rolls? Yummy!
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i was going to give you 50 canadian dollars, but with the exchange rate it would only leave enough for condoms and a jerk off mag
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The magazine sounds good. But no stains or pages stuck together as I have a reputation for elegance. The last time I was in Toronto I had sex with an old friend. Me.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNT EDNA!!!!
You really shouldnt be so hard on yourself,
at least not untill you can't cough in public without pissing your knickers!
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Pissing is the minor problem.
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