P*l*a*s*t*i*c nose, ^fake^ cheeks
Red lipstick, blue eyeshadow
Perfect eyebrows
Long blonde curly hair
A perfect wo/man/
Zip ~^^up^^~ the dress and
strap >>on the stillettos
Adjust the fishnet stockings
Pop a pill, do a fix *sniff*
Powder my nose and
s!t!r!u!t out the door
//"Baby I'm ready for you"♥//
Million dollar bills
for perfect t.i.t.s.
I'm everything you want
Just don't look below the waist
[[i'll give you head, let's go]]
But pay the price,
I need more w.o.r.k done
Show some cleavage but
tuck the package away
~//gotta hide my manhood!//~
All the boys >>look<<
A lot of boys t/o/u/c/h
But I just want one
♥Now.that.I'm.a.woman.
would.you.love.me?♥
Author notes
'CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH'
options 1 & 6
you said you wanted more, so here's
a prewrite!
i'd write you new stuff, but my muse is low...
A contest entry
- .x. DIRTY PRETTY REVOLUTION!! .x. by Mildew in PinK tile.
1150 points, ended April 14, 2007, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Dirty Pretty by CazzieJade.
450 points, ended April 27, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make It D.i.r.t.y. dark or ^^pretty^^ by AshliiAsphyxiation.
550 points, ended April 17, 2007, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Another dirty/pretty... yes so original, lol by Jinxgirl.
475 points, ended April 17, 2007, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - {.../The.Ugly.Side.Of.Perfection\...} by DemonBoy.
450 points, ended April 19, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - D.I.R.T.Y. P.R.E.T.T.Y. by Poetic-Dreamer.
600 points, ended April 26, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Being different by Gypsy Rover.
300 points, ended June 14, 2007, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Win another Gold for a Gold! by LadyInRed55.
300 points, ended June 12, 2007, 51 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ♥Dirty Pretty♥ [But So Much More] by Heartbeatsxfading.
573 points, ended June 15, 2007, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Best Poem(s) You Have Ever Wrote by NickelleteXninja.
550 points, ended June 15, 2007, 140 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Bottle cap Sunglasses & Whorrrrerific Business by LucyLightning.
600 points, ended July 9, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Very very nice work! I wasn't expecting the manhood thing, but I think that's what makes it so amazing! Keep up the work, love!
+[♥]HollyxHavok[♥]+

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omg hun
i lalaloveddd this
srsly
i was not expecting this at all
lol
i loved the twist
congrats on the gold for this.
:]
♥
PaintedParisPassion -
Wow.
This is A- MAZING. Such a twist. You really had me going that the person was a hooker. But hey, I like twists.
Nice job and good luck. I see why you won gold.
<3BD9 -
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THIS!
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEES!
♥
Faren. -
yay i loved it! good job it's funny but sad.
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reality is in this write. Good luck in the contest.
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wowza
with the way this was starting out I thought 'k, its a hooker' then 'omg its a man!!' haha
very well done
i dont like the symbols placed in the poem, not every where but in a few places it just isnt rihgt
thanks for entering
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Oh!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit. This was great. I can see why you won Gold baby. Great job. I love how you keep the reader waiting till the end to see what the poem is all about. Thanks! Great Job.
Also I loved the back ground!! -
This is very good - I definately got the imagery involved here.
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Pop a pill, do a fix *sniff*
Powder my nose and
s!t!r!u!t out the door
I love those lines... and the very last line of the poem too... ahh just the whole poem is pretty awesome. I like it a lot. Great job! ♥ Erin -
i see that i have already commented this one.. && u also won gold in hte contset, but hon. i jsut have to do it again.. this is amazing.. i love the "transition" in this.
brilliant.
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I love dirty pretty, & I think you've done it really well. I tend to do mine without punctuation... is it still dirty pretty then I wonder? But nevermind, I really love the ending to this poem, its so powerful.
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yes
it can still be dirrty pretty
wihtout $^&^(_)% - puncuation
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Awh darling that was amazing
All the boys >>look<<
A lot of boys t/o/u/c/h
But I just want one
that was just like Wowza! Keep up the sexiness!
xoxo,
Annie -
This is really cool. I think the title Now I'm a women fits better but that's just me. I like it. Brava. Good job and thanks for entering.
NoL
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i knew you could do it!
omg! i love this one..i already commented, but it's awesome -
haha, i did not see that ending coming. i loved the way you hinted at it through the poem, but it was so subtle, i didnt even catch on. thanks for the entry!
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LOL! oh such a great ending, did NOT see that coming! Awesome, this was really funny.
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OMIGOD!! jefree star in the making
*drools*
your amazing!!
well done, and thanks you for entering


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heehee, that was funny!
this reminded me of Jeffree Star.
he's amazing!!!
and so are you!!!
lol, great job on this!
BR

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wow....very interesting..i like the contrast


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please put your sn in the authors boxx thanx much!
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haha, this was actually kind of
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ohhhhh,, daymn babeh, this is AMAZING!!! you are defifnitly on the verge of breaking into the dirrty pretty scene!!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!




















