Monday
I’m going to start a diet,
One I haven’t tried before.
You just liquidise your cabbage,
Then a cabbage drink you pour.
But then I'll need some chocolate.
Just a little piece of chocolate.
And when I’ve eaten all my chocolate,
I won’t buy any more.
Tuesday
My friend said “try the Detox,
it’s wonderful they say.
It’s beans with everything – I think.
But the pounds just fall away.”
So when I’ve finished off my chocolate,
It’s such a little piece of chocolate.
A tiny bit of chocolate,
makes no difference anyway.
Wednesday
Now today I’m really trying.
I’ve got fish for every meal.
Just think of all the weight I’ll loose,
and how good I’m going to feel.
But I need the taste of chocolate.
I know I’ve got some chocolate.
Please pass my bar of chocolate.
Then my apple I will peel.
Thursday
Today I’m really starting
A diet to make me thin.
But when I come to think of it,
is chocolate such a sin?
So sit and share my chocolate.
You know how you love chocolate.
I’ll pop out for more chocolate.
Then this book goes in the bin.
Friday
In a list
A contest entry
- laughs and more laughs by honey bear.
600 points, ended March 15, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Candy-Licious!! by Phoenix-Flame.
320 points, ended March 30, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - PEANUTS!!!!YAY!!!!! by Dirty and Broken.
669 points, ended April 10, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - chocolate! by honey bear.
600 points, ended April 6, 2007, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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i dont think i could ever give up chocolate just the thought of it makes me desire some
thank you for entering and good luck in the contest and with abstaining from the choc bars
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thanks for entering
this is funny -
thank you for entering and good luck in the contest with this very fun write
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I am guessing what happens on Friday if your motto has anything to say about you
Nicely put together and thanks for the tips on a healthy diet.
Linda
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LOL
That was pretty funny!
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