funny...
Six 12 year old girls
walk into Walmart
their utmost goal
is to get kicked out.
They browse the isles
searching for ideas
to horrify customers
and enrage the manager.
They come across
a leash and collar
and one of the girls
volunteered...
So they pranced
down the produce
speaking in british and barking
at whoever came into view.
Then they strolled into the children's toys
and came across the big, bouncy balls
attached a hula hoop to the top of a crate
and played basketball around the boxes of pringles.
They came across the sporting goods
and got a great new plan
they strung the clear line so tight and straight
no one would be able to see it.
One by one
their victims came
the crash, the splat,
the screams of laughter and anger.
Uh-oh......
here comes the manager!
"Yes!" they thought
their dream had come true
To get kicked out of Walmart
in under an hour.
Author notes
gorgeouscatastrophe
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Thank you for your contest submission, I do need to ask you review the rules and edit your submission appropriately. Please reply IN COMMENTS to me and let me know this has been done, thank you.
This was inded a cute write and a funny story, I vaguely recall something like this before, did u tell me about this scene previously or have it in another contest? Either way, NB, still a cute write and a funny story! Best of luck in this and all of your endeavors.
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I fixed it. lol I guess I shouldn't enter things when I'm tired because I tend to forget rules and things... so sorry! :]
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Thank you for the requested edit, submission has been noted.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
woah. that was funny. very clever! it brought a smile to my face
thanks very much for entering!
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Thank you for entering. I never would have thought to write a poem about that. Amusing though... Thank you for following the rules.
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haha.. wonderful. Thanks for entering the contest.
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haha, that's so awesome, it's funny too, we should totally do this.
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yeah it would be awesome!
we will totally go one of these days... after we get our licenses. lol
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laffin...those were the days
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