"Ksss ksss," she said,
and I landed on my head.
It ended today,
kinda went this way.
Dogs are men's best pet,
this way the rules are set.
But my master went and flipped his ways.
now in the warm side the kitty-chan plays.
I went outside. I sit and sulk.
that's how i got this flabby bulk.
In the sun i should be glad,
but i could feel nothing but sad.
The pampered cat came out today,
how was i to know i was the prey.
She took a sausage, a stake or two,
and said "hello, how do you do?"
"This looks good, I really must say.
I'll leave it for you, if that is okay."
Stomach before mind I couldn't help.
I got stuck inside and let out a yelp.
She jumped out the window and said "Oh wow,
I think this bulk needs decoration right now."
A passerby took a merciless shot.
And too some day I'm stuck to this spot.
Author notes
By RIP Whoever. turned 12.
Picture Inspired.
In a list
A contest entry
- fun pic inspired by honey bear.
600 points, ended March 17, 2007, 11 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This is wonderful - congrats on the bronze trophy! x
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thank you for entering and good luck in the contest with this very funny write and one of the few i have seen from the dogs point of view too
spell check!
..pity me.
..a steak or two
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Too cute. Love where you went with this picture.
Good luck in the contest
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