Dang Earnhardt!

Bubba Do Good had gone down to the local dealership and bought
his self a brand new car.
Bubba always took along Earnhardt his dog to ride around in it, but
that day they did not get to far.
Earnhardt liked to drive, even though the fuzz around the place
frowned up it.
But seeing how Earnhardt was a hound dog he did not give a shit.
So they was a smokin that there black top and would you know it
but along came this big old yellow cat.
Not just any old, big, yellow cat but that had given Earnhardt a hard
time, seeing how he was always calling him fat.
So when Earnhardt saw that cat he just gunned that car and went after
him.
The cat bolted like a cat always does and climbed up the telephone pole since was scared of them.
Bubba and Earnhardt that is, you see that cat always called Bubba
fat when Bubba was chained up in the yard.
By the time all the cops, who by the way was from another town got there, they asked how did that car get up the pole?
Course now Bubba says to them it wasn't hard.
You see that there cat is named Schlitz and seeing how Earnhardt is
a righteous dog, he don't like that kind of beer.
"Oh, what does that have to do with the car of the tree?" As they began to sneer.
Well now most folks knows that Dale Earnhardt Jr. drives a Budweiser car in them there races.
But this here Earnhardt he says that beer gives him a headache so
he drinks only Miller Lite.
He figured that the cat need to get a Lite in his life before he
decides to go races ahead of the pole.
Now I know this here story is a bit of a stretch but that there was the story that Bubba and Earnhardt told.
That old cat damn near had a fit,
and well Earnhardt he still did not give a shit.