Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read Contests Groups Learn Forums Store Help
 

No Worthy Men

I think that I've lost faith
In all men everywhere
There's not a single guy worth dating
Anywhere out there

Men are all ugly, cruel, and stupid
And from me they'd all face rejection
All men are worthless, insipid, and boring
There is only one exception

There are no worthy men left in this world
I won't waste my thoughts on them
There are no worthy men left in this world
No worthy men but him

I wouldn't date a single guy
No matter at he said
Because as far as I'm concerned
Honest men are dead

Men are all stupid and ugly
While they think they are clever and sly
Men are all messed-up jerkoffs
With the exception of just one guy

There are no worthy men left in this world
I won't waste my thoughts on them
There are no worthy men left in this world
No worthy men but him

He's so different from most guys
And if more guys were a bit like him
I just might, believe it or not
Have some hope left for men

But I'm sorry to say that no man
Will ever be as amazing as he
So it's really quite a shame
That he's so far out of my league

There are no worthy men left in this world
I won't waste my thoughts on them
There are no worthy men left in this world
No worthy men but him

There are no worthy men left in this world
I won't waste my thoughts on them
There are no worthy men left in this world
No worthy men but him

No worthy men but him

Author notes

Kinda cheesey, I know, but it's true!

In a list

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 7 of 7
  • Bob Fox
    March 9, 2007

    Edit | Reply

    At Sixteen

    As far as men go you will experience a change in feelings I do hope. As far as depression , which I know, Just try and hang in there


  • Little Miss Mozart
    March 8, 2007

    Edit | Reply
    Sweet, that part about the part about men being stupid ugly moron jerkoffs who have big butts and like to kiss their own butts and all the little demons from hell rise up out of ashen dust to carry them to the trenches of hell.
    "With the exception of one guy"

    If you though pleh was great, wait till you meet your soulmate- which still could be pleh. Ya never know.

    GREAT WRITE, TIS SHEXY.

    Katey

    p.s. did you get my package?


  • Extreme Simplicity
    March 7, 2007
    Edit | Reply

    Nice

    yet another good peice of work girl! I would say you have come out of your writters block with and explosion! And dont totaly give up on men, there are a few rare ones out there that are good at hearts. And spelling thing on line 26 buys-guys? Wonderful write!!!
    ~K~

1 - 7 of 7