I want 2 go 2 colledge
And lern to due my best
Isle stay up al nite stedying
So I can rize abuv the rest.
Aye'll fleye to Nu York Sitty,
Tayke a jawb at the Yew Inn
As thare vary best translayter
wut wil yew think ov me then?
Eyeve alwayz had a nak
4 heering things that peepul say
In a wae that seams so e-z
No langwich barreear in my wae
I kan bring twogether kuntreez
Kwik as yew kan say "bon jore"
Ayde in swift kommyunikayshun
on the ledge is laytiv flore!
So to all you lokel yokels
Hoo think this is sumthing I kant dew
I tell yu wayte and watch my dust
Yule bee amayzd when its all thru
I hayte to tute my own horn, baybee
But soon u'll reed the press re lease
How a simpel kuntree bumpkin
Brot about kompleet world pese.
In a list
A contest entry
- Do ewe no how two spell ..... by The Poetic Angel.
450 points, ended March 10, 2007, 16 entries
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vrey wlel dnoe...it is comomn konlwdgee taht as lnog as the frist and lsat leterts in a wrod are crorect tehy can be dhecipred. The hmunan barin sese gorups of leterts isntaed of idnvidiaul leterts. tuhs, atuo-crorectnig tehm.......srroy colud not rseist.....seriously, though...very funny piece..but has it's underlying commentary on the state of education in the USA today. Nciley dnoe.
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tanx, I agree, being actually a stickler for grammar and spelling, but the typos usually do me in . Thanks for reading.
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fanx u for your entry star shine..good luck in my contest. cheeky
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