My love is like a red red rose
Tickling my red red nose
Thinking I should stick to prose,
Ah well, who knows?
My writing is like a big, big sink
It often leaves a big big stink
Sometimes it holds a little kink
Sometimes it flows like a big ice rink
My head is often way way big
Ive even been called a way weigh pig
I spose it needs a real large wig
Picture the mouth with a bright lit Cig
I don't know what else to write
Maybe this will be alright
And not cause a great big fight
Think I will say good night!
Author notes
this one sux on purpose, Ill explain later, meybe
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should I feel guilty ?
I do rhyme, I hope not badly
Need to change, I think sadly
Hope this isn't directed at those like me
Who write lots of silly rhymeing poetry
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HAHAHA no dear, I belong to a group called the Challenge Group, we challenge each other on all kinds of things. The poet that intro'd us to the wittian form writes it so well its embarassing to the rest of us. I told him more than once that he couldn't write a bad wittian if he tried, so My Challenge was to write the worst possible poem in your best form. His first try was cute and aimed at me, lmao even by name, the second one really was bad, but as I always try to do what I challenge the others to do, these were born, and need to die, hehe
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Shite
Now I feel like a real dick
ha, ha, ha I'll get over it 
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AWWW dun feel like that, ur jes a little paranoid
heheheeh
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Who me ?
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She is not paranoid...Jules just thinks everyone is out to get her is all
This poem is rotten to the core
So much so I even laughed at it
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OH mine
that IS bad hehe weeee i think its but so much so its cute, and that was the whole idea hehe
I do so love my challenge group, it inspires me to such wickendness in poetry hehe
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No, the other commentor on this page hehe weeee
CUZ
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