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I am the wise cat

You should have used the back door instead of my cat-flap
What will happen in 2 hours time when your dying for a crap

Your avarice of too much food has got you in a mess
So I placed a flower inside your bum to keep the air afresh

So the next time you feel hungry and feeling like a snack
Use the door its what its for its placed around the back

So now I am off a walking on this glorious sunny day
Looking for opportunities and whatever comes my way.

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  • bethan-gaze
    March 17, 2007
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    Super take on the pic - well done - congrats on the silver!


  • honey bear
    March 17, 2007
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    thank you for entering and good luck in the contest with this very funny write


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    March 11, 2007
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    i understand

    i do understand cats deep ,they are untamable..but they are furry friends


  • LAPoe gold member
    March 5, 2007

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    Yes wise is the cat, who can dog a dog in such a
    catty way and you are wise to write this
    laurie.


  • aslanlight
    March 5, 2007
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    Fun!

    I take it that it's you who got stuck inside the cat flap? Heheheheheh that's a great image, especially with the flower adding an asthetic touch!
    A fun read and we all need those sometimes, just to remind us that life is funny as well as serious. Nice one!

    Love, light & peace

    Georgia

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