It was the transmission's fault,
darn overdrive option,
yes, I did have my turn signal on,
plus you saw me buckle my seat belt
so doesn't that count?
And just because I side swiped that bus of nuns
before hitting that trailer that made us end up hanging,
should it really matter since I checked my rear view mirror,
now tell me Mr. DMV drive test person,
did I still pass?
Author notes
For option 2, funny.
A contest entry
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NOT, you did NOT PASS, hehehe
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thanks for the entry
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No wonder the horse is laughing i am too.....but then reality check my son is going for his license in a month or so mmmmmmm
if he drives like this he is wont be getting my keys...smile...very ncely crafted brilliant artwork ...good luck in this contest.
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haha.. brilliant... ahhh the excuses people must really come up with!
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I love this poem! it's one of hte funniest ones in this contest! haha. I like it... :tell me mr. DMV drive test person... did I still pass?: hahaha! good job. and thansk for entering! good luck!
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Thank you for the wonderful comment.
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This is really cool, something I should show my brother before his driving test
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Perfect!
Reminds me so much of my first road test...
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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Oops- forgot your applause- here you go (:
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LMFFO (that's laughing my flip flops off, by the way) >> I was cracking up, imagining that bus of nuns...Anyway this was hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!
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Thank you so much for the great comment.
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing Like A Fool
ROFLAF - Looooooooooooooove it. ^-^
Keep up the good work!
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Thank you so much. Glad it gave you a smile.
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that was really funny!!! excellent work I really enjoyed reading this piece!!! and yes I am sure you still passed! lol I Loved the background too it went with the piece soooooooooooo well! anyway excellent work and the best of luck in my contest!!!
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Thank you so much. I'm glad you liked it.
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my first impression was eeeks...........Thank you for entering -
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Thank you. Hope it gave you a smile.
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Thank you again for entering the contest, that was my very first and I enjoyed every poem that was entered, I didnt even know much of what i was doing but it all worked out I did enjoy your poem and look forward to reading many more..... Vickie
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Thank you. I hope you had a great time with your first contest.
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HAHA THATS FUNNY, VERY CREATIVE AND UNIQUE.
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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Fab!
Just popping in to say congrats on getting the gold - very well deserved - this is so funny! -
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Thank you for the congratulations.
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Wow, hilarious! You definately deserved to win that contest!
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Thank you. What can I say? I work for a company that delivers. This might have been one of our drivers.
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LOL, still laughing every time I read this one. This is a classic. Very well done. Known a few first time licence attempts that acted the same way, though there weren't any of the vehicular antics involved. But can see the DMV testor saying, "Sure you pass. Doesn't matter what you did. This is all just a technicallity anyways."
Last time I had to renew my licensce the lady in front of me, (oriental- not to say anything you understand) was corrected by the DMV person on 8 questions in a row. "Are you sure you wanted this answer here and not this one?" she asked. I almost swallowed my tongue but didn't want to say anything , thinking she might just screw with mine.
Thanks for entering this very funny write into the contest.
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Wow. Thank you so much for the gold. I guess we all have our DMV horror stories to some degree. So glad you found this one so enjoyable.
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LOL, I reckon that would be a
But in your defense, I am sure it was the cars fault!! Funny write! Good luck.
Jeannie
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Thank you. Thought it was worth a snicker or two.
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Hilarious, lol, I loved it as I was reading it, but I love the twist at the end about it being a driving test. great job with this one. good luck in the contest.
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Thank you. Oh yeah, there are some people who would actually ask that after making such a mess of a driving test. Thanks for the great comment.
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Very Funny
Oh the innocence of youth, I too can see this teen asking "did i pass" with a strange grin. It kinda reminds me of a television advertisement here for 2 minute noodles and a teenager after reading instructions on the packet saying "mum, where do we keep the boiling water?" Great job and good luck in the contest. -
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I work for a courier company and I think this might apply to, ahem, some of our employees. Thank you for the comment.
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Such a hilariously funny poem. I can just see the little teenie bopper asking this question with a grin on her face. lol A very witty written poem.
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Shades of memories from my son's first failed attempt to get his driver's license. Don't ask. Thanks for the great comment.
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HaHa remind me not to loan you my vehicle, loved it good luck with your contest .
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Hey, I would promise to return with a full tank of gas. It might not have any doors, wheels or perhap an engine, but it would have a full tank of gas. Does that help?
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These entries are the tops, I wouldn't like to be judging them. Well done and good luck in the contest. Val
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Thank you for the nice comment.
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