Snannoying White and the Seven Murderous Dwarves...I mean, Vertically Challanged People

Snow white was running through the forest one day
Away from her stepmother who wanted to do her away
And to whom did she run to to escape from her dangers?
A whole room full of tiny little stangers

"Might I stay with you?" she asked, a beautiful face,
"Just don't call us dwarves," they replied,"It brings us disgrace."
So together they lived, in the small little house
Peacefully, before trouble began with a tiny mouse

"Dwarves!" Snow White cried in fright, clearly a beginner.
"Coming," one grumbled
"Dwarves!" She called, "Time for dinner!"
"It's vertically challanged," another mumbled

But Snow White wouldn't listen, and in return
A bad reputation with the little ones she earned
It got to the point, she didn't remember their names
It didn't matter to her, it was one of her fun games

No fun for us, they mutter as they began to plot
Soon, in our trap, the princess will be caught!
That night they fell asleep and dreamt
Of how their freedom would be spent

The next day they asked her to join them on the way to work
And she should've said no when she saw their smirks
But alas, she went out to the mine
Calling them 'dwarves' the entire time

So, as you can imagine, the small ones had no remorse
As they pushed her down from the top of her horse
Bound and gagged Snow White was thrown in a pit
And everyone agreed that the shrieking girl deserved it

So the queen never made an apple, the prince never came
And it was the seven little dwarves who are to blame
The kingdom fell to ruins with a terrible leader
And do you think for one seconds, the dwarves were sad about defeating her?

...no way