So you want to know what women;
Want to know about those men?
How do I get started?
Where do I begin?
Let’s start when they are children,
those horrid little boys.
Why must they play with bugs and frogs,
instead of nice clean toys?
Then when they reach their teen years,
and hormones start to rage.
will they always stare at boobs and bras?
Will they “ever” act their age?
Grown men are not much better,
with them it’s SEX! SEX! SEX!
It’s not that we are frigid;
We’re just much more complex.
So why can’t they stop thinking…
(At least till church let’s out)
of how to get our panties off?
Now what’s that all about?
And while were on the subject:
What makes you think size matters?
When it comes to bedroom antics,
It’s quality that flatters.
I have all these questions
But I have so many more.
Like why is it when we question you,
You always start to snore?
Wake up…
I know you’re faking!
Sure and they complain if we fake anything.
Patricia Gibson-Little
June 24, 2003
Author notes
I wrote this just for this contest... if I can't enter two let me know and I'll delete it.
Patti
Written June 26th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- What Men/Women Should Know About Women/Men by naena.
250 points, ended June 30, 2003, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lol cute, very cute...poor guys...the get a hard time. Welll sometimes.. sometimes they almost do - lol
Gave me a giggle, thanks for that!
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Damn this good, feeling rather insecure now,
at least I can thank you for informing me that size doesn't matter
Love that second verse.
Jules.
Edited on Jul 25, 8:02 because 'cos I did O-o not'.
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Clap Clap, I like your sense of humor,
I read this with a smile
all the way down to the o! God Yeah!
climax.
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lol , i like this one alot. great job.
Luv, Kelly
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lol!
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This is soooooooo funny, and very true!!!!
Take care,
Karen
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LMAO! Soooooo very true! Thanks for the entry and the chuckles!
Naena
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