> attraction to women = the more likely the jar will be opened
and perhaps more importantly
lesbians= closer to men than straight/bi women
Proof of this is shown by their ranking on the manliness scale below
lesbians= 5-9
men=10!!!
other women= 0-5
and so
men>lesbians>straight women when opening jars.
thus
shelli tries to open that jar and fails
greg (her boyfriend)= weakenss in upper arm muscles= unopened jar
julie (susan's girlfriend) + playing a WHOLE LOTTA SOFTBALL and logging= increased upper arm strength
number of plaid items in wardrobe and shorter one's hair is directly proportional to one's muscle mass
and thus, susan was able to open the jar of tomato sauce and comense with making her pasta for dinner.
so, in conclusion,
an opened jar of tomato sauce= one lesbian + one jar of tomato sauce
Please tell me what you think
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hahah Oh this fabulous.
But I must say, I enjoy the look on a man's face when I can open a jar of something he can't. And then, always, "Oh. I must have loosened it for you," tail between leg, internal blushing.
But I'm no lesbian. Can I be a lesbian by association? I beat her arm wrestling, once.
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well done. and sure, why not. I dub you lesbian (by association).
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