I had a little chili
Fine I had alot
And to make things perfect
I made it extra hot
My five alarm chili
Can beat the very best
Once you've had my chili
To hell with all the rest
Today I'll seek adventure
Some chedder cheese went in
To my spicy chili
Let the games begin
My tongue was on fire
My gut in flames too
I was sweating buckets
Time to pay the dues
My body began swelling
Too soon I will explode
Must find some quick way
To unleash my gruesome load
Bowels began churning
Running to the john
Knowing I'm too late
I know what's going on
But I forgot the cheese
It plugged me up so tight
Couldn't let the chili
Out into the night
But in desperation
I let my old pants fall
Instead of a big poop
I peed a fireball
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Option 10
I saw the picture...I had to. Hope you enjoy this.
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LMAO, not to shabby! Quite humourous I must say! Enjoyed readin' that! I gotta say you put a nice end on it with the:
"Instead of a big poop
I peed a fireball"
lol a fireball....sigh..hehe.. That's a nice humourous touch! I also see how you got that from my picture! Well done!
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