o.b. tampon,
I shall not
give you a name.
You are my savior,
sucking up blood
spilling my womb.
Like an unwanted lover,
you pierce me with your
slender shaft.
As you dangle from me a string.
Are you soaking?
I’m so sorry,
but you know
I must do this.
Pluck you
from inside my bloom.
Wrap you in a soft white tissue,
and discard you like all the other
monthly lovers
before you.
Author notes
o.b.tampon is a brand name trade mark of Johnson & Johnson. In no way is this writing intended to infringe upon this fine product. also available free! to men and women online for the asking....hope you men know where to put them....LOL
A contest entry
- SMUT by Edna Sweetlove.
401 points, ended April 18, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - whatever the fuck you want III by Nam.
345 points, ended March 29, 2007, 23 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - frozen tampons by flaed.
420 points, ended September 10, 2007, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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i really like the last lines.
the last three spacifically.
you have excelent wordchoice.
thanks for entering
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Barty very impressed with this one as, being German mole, Barty knows all about "ob" tampies. Always used one when Barty had eaten too much sauerkraut and need impromtu butt-plug. Nette Dichtung!
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I thought this was quite witty and original. I was intrigued by starting off a poem with a typo, that's a new one!
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Since Edna
failed to pick up the slow-rolling grounder, I must.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Congrats! -
and what might that be
Edna?
perhaps if you google ob tampon....you may see its not a boo boo... -
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Wow! I have Googled and learned! But I also learned it is "O.B. Tampon" standing for "ohne Binde", without a pad...... The poem will be shortlisted when we have this matter sorted out. Until then, here is a tampon joke for you.
Q. Why is having sex with a Jewish girl like a tampon?
A. Because there's always strings attached...
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Well Edna.....lol
hopefully the family jewels are attached to the other end and coveted within the crease of her folds....
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MAlly OMG
Hun
I am sitting here laughing my rear end off because this is actually so true yet you have written it in such a brilliant manner...
I really enjoyed this piece and I can only wish you the best of luck in the contest
Love ya always
Tes
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i love it and feel the same way!
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