Aussie Boobs! – Not an Entry.
Sir David Peter Robertson once, boastfully, declared
that Aussie sheilas have the finest tits
and here are two examples which are beautifully paired,
that show his claim appropriately fits.
Now both these girls are known to me as typical young mothers
and, internationally, I’m sure that they
would ‘Advance Australia Fair’ in world contests against all others
and, unlike cricketers, would win the day.
If I were asked to judge these two, I’d say the pair at left
would surely win the “Neatest Booby” prize
with extra points awarded for her captivating cleft;
while the other might pick up a few for size.
That I’m partial to Australian boobs, I freely make admission
and I’m grateful I can show these with the owners’ kind permission.
Hugh R. March 1st.2007.
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A contest entry
- Miss Huguenauties by huguenauties.
525 points, ended March 12, 2007, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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You may be right, these ladies certainly are well-endowed. This is King Hugh's best night of the year, apparently - have a great time!
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A great non-entry, Hugh This is gonna be a fun contest, one which I hope I'll have time to enter. I've been so busy lately, so much to do both on allpoetry and off. I'll do my best, though.
Now, as for your poem... leave it to you to get some ladies boobs in there somewhere. It's a super poem, it's probably a good thing it's not for judging, the rest of us wouldn't stand a chance. Well, I haven't read the other poems yet except for one, so mYbe I should hold off on my comparisons
love and
Dee
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Dear King Hugh
A visit to Australia,
should be on your agenda,
so you can have some fun,
but please do remember.
Girls the worldwide over,
as native as some may be,
are also known, for their
lovely addition, to boobology!
With hugs,
Petratani
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Dear Hugh,
I hope David Peter Robertson has checked this out, if not, he's in trouble coz I think it's a corker and especially the two shiela's posing for it.
They sure look great in their costumes.
Beaut poem my dear King.
Pop into my bower tonight it's time for another massage. I've booked you in for seven thirty.
Love Jen.
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hey, they look good, but will fade next Brazilian boobs No wait, Brazilian women aren't known for big boobs, I think it's more about butts lol
Either way, I don't have enough up or behind
This was a fun entry and you can be sure I'll be writing one to this contest as well, just need to pick the right outfit, and no dad, it won't be a grass skirt
Loves always,
Mari
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Mi querida hija,
Though my Brazilian daughter has a small yet perky tit,
she is internationally famous for her ready wit and IT
and, as the Prince discovered in the case of Hannah's rack,
too much boob can be a problem when you're working in the sack!
If you stick with your poi practice and a samba every week,
you will find your butt developes with a nicely rounded cheek,
and your boobs will be considerably enhanced as to their size,
so don't despair, you soon could wear Miss Huguenauties' prize.
You can count on Daddy King to put a vote or two for you
though I cannot guarantee that he will vote for Ima Cu!
Much amor y abrazos y bezos. XOXOXO El Padre.
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Having the privilege of sampling boobs from many nations I have drawn the conclusion that they are all quite lovely. For awhile at least.
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Well, this might be a non-entry in the contest, but it wins the award for giving me my biggest smile and laugh for the day. Of course, I'm completely jealous that those two in the pic don't even need a push-up bra like I will be wearing under my pageant gown, but such is life.
Love ands
~J.
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lol, what can i say, we Aussie sheilas have great "puppies" lol
i must say i havent ever really seen my "puppies" look as good as they do above
and to think, i have had 4 children lol
did you know the lingerie was actually painted on?
great write grampa, i had real chuckle.
Loves ya long time
Til
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dear Hugh,
OHH my, the Aussie gals look so good!
What beaut body's they have. DPR is right Aussie sheila's have top boobies.
I loved reading this my friend, got quite a laugh out of it. Trust you to find one about BOOBS!
Love Bea
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Poor me, being neither male, nor female I can't enter...I shall grin and bear it...no wait, I have no mouth either...Oh my Goodness...I'm a vegetable!
Sorry.
Oh my, someone just gave you Adobe Photoshop didn't they, lol.
I'm speechless (the no lips thing) but even if I did have lips, I'd be speechless...My high blood pressure can't take it...I shall just pretend those women are wearing parkas and stocking caps.
I'm off to paste my face on a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader's body...no wait....
I have no face!!!!
Cruel world!
But I'm sure Aussie ladies make it a little less cruel.
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