There was a girl who was epileptic
And for that she was apologetic
But the boys sure didn't mind
When a jack hammer they'd find
On their dongs she was really magnetic
In a list
A contest entry
- Limericks #3 by AliceinPoetryLand.
300 points, ended February 27, 2007, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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yikes!
speaking purely as a recovering epileptic [no seizures since Good Friday 1975] {knock on wood}, I'd take a pass on that "e" girl, simply because I always clenched my teeth during seizures. (OUCH!)
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Write On!
jIM -
happens the judge is epileptic.
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LMBO
now that is a hammering magnet attraction sounds kind of dong gone hammeretic lol hard one to comment on what can I say LOL
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omg! that is so dirty! and i love it!
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LOL....Love the wit in this limerick! Excellent L5! Wonderful rhymes. Lovely assonance. Very cool imagery.
Congrats on the Silver!
All the best,
Charishma -
Very Funny
Well, I was feeling blue but not now. You have me laughing so hard .... no I didn't mean that pun. Very, very funny.
Judi
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OMG You are so norty lol this had me in stitches! Thanks so much for your entry and good luck in my contest.
Gaylebne
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very good
as being epileptic it brought a scream to my eyes great job
love papa
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lol
cupcrazy you're nuts
dragonfly
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