A handsome young priest and a nun
Deserted and went on the run.
Said she, "Where's your willy?"
Said he, "Don't be silly,
"If I told you, you'd only poke fun!"
A contest entry
- Limericks #3 by AliceinPoetryLand.
300 points, ended February 27, 2007, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - By the hammer of Thor!!! I need to laugh!!! by Mykeee.
450 points, ended September 19, 2007, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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OMG this is funny. makes me want to enter my own contest.
think I'll have another just for priest and nun category.
(just joking) thanks for the fine entry.
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Classic. You can always rely on a priest and nun joke. Thanks
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lol *rolls on floor laughing* i love it, i truley do. you made fun of a nun..very ballsy. but luckily for you, making fun of religiouse leaders is one of my favorit hobbies...good luck to you!
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lol ..oh this maked me laff ..fanx u it sure is well deservin of the gold xxx cheeky xxx
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......lolicopter
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hood wink
this was actually prettty funny. My friend carrie and i had to write limericks last year for school, and we did actually write one about a nun, but this one is funnier!. but you obviously had no problem making it funny. awesome job! and have a wonderful day!
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This is hilarious!!! Definitely a trophy winner. It's everything a limerick should be. Thanks for the laugh. --->pixxie<---
P.S. hood-winked again
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This is to funny, you made me laugh. I can see why you won the Gold. You so deserved it! Very creative and original.
You have just been Hood-Winked
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Too cute...and a whole lot better than those limericks that start out something like "There once was a Texan named Tex..." Oops, that example was the only limerick I've ever written, but I really like the dry and wry and cheeky sense of humor written through your limerick much better!
Jo
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Belated Congrats
This is a limerick that would do any Irishman proud, as they say. erm, except for a priest or a nun maybe!
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LMAO another style only you can do so well, I had to stop myself from spraying the orange juice i was drinking all over the screen, thanks for the screamer
Karen
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LOL...Lovely imagery! Congrats on the GOLD! Lovely rhymes and imagery. Beautiful rhythm. Excellent alliteration and assonance. Love L5!!
All the best,
Charishma -
Congratulations on the gold. It was very well deserved.
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Hi, great limerick, congatulations on the gold, hugs Di
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Heh, this tickled me a little ... heh. Nice rhythm as someone below said ... it is quite cheeky indeed.
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Milmeray lives again! - This is definitely up to your brightest standards of humour. Deserving of a win.
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Saucy little limerick that brought a big smile to my face. Good luck in the contest Lou.
Ann
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Funny. Good rhythm and flow. Works, all the way around.
Well wishes in the contest.
Thank you for sharing.
rous
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Oh this is just brilliant! Very clever indeed and flows wonderfully. Thanks for your entry and good luck in my contest.
Gaylene
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