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An alien and a monkey meet at last...

There once was a named Sheila.
Who loved to take walks in the park.
She also loved to drink tequila...
And sometimes she played the harp!

And one day her life was turned around...
While she played the harp in the park.
She heard an unfamiliar sound,
That surely was no dog's bark!

An came out of the brush,
He said his name was Junja.
Then he had a chocolate rush...
And shot Sheila with a bazooka!!

KABOOM!!!!! Went Sheila!
KABANG!!!!! Went her head!
See those exclamation points?
That means she's dead!!!!!!!

And Junja was captured by the FBI.
And put in a straight jacket.
He watched Spongebob by and by,
And was daily hit by a racket!

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  • Xsafety glassX
    April 29, 2007
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    omg...dude!! i have nothing to say except this wuz random enough to get finalists!!


  • Pawn-Of-Fate
    February 28, 2007
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    thats the oddest thing i've ever read! hularrious! welldone -pawn-


  • BeautifulDisaster9
    February 26, 2007

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    ROFLMAO!

    hahhahahahaha.. OMG, I almost died laughing. This is great!!!!
    =]

    Well done, Best of luck in my contest and thanks for entering!

    <3BeautifulDisaster9

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