There was once a young fellow called Bob
Who was desperate to get a blow job
The girls all said 'Fuck it,
We never will suck it,
'Cos there's cheese all over your knob'.
A contest entry
- Limerick Time #2 by AliceinPoetryLand.
300 points, ended February 26, 2007, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make me a happy bunny with your rubbish by Snakehips Pete.
300 points, ended August 21, 2007, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is delightful rubbish.
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Normally I dislike limericks and also extreme vulgarity. However I have to admit that (in spite of myself) I smiled at this even though it is probably one of the most disgusting things I have ever read in my life. But no applause. Ugh. Men who don't wash. Ugh.
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Ewwwwwwwwww lol. This sure made me laugh. I'm bad!
Thanks so much for your entry and good luck in my contest. Fits Limerick form perfectly. Did Bob ever get it I wonder
Dirty lad!
Gaylene
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Ha ha
Hahaha, this is sick… but kinda funny…. It made me laugh. Definitely unusual
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