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the truth about Alice

Now Alice was a friend of mine

And I knew the awful truth

She dressed so innocent

Until one day in the booth

 

Her hands began to wander

And although it felt quite nice

I had my suspicions

The girl was dropping ICE

Her eyes were very dilated
As if stuck looking through the glass
And a flash of flesh suggested
She was bare around her ass

She asked if I wanted
To go down her rabbit hole
The adventure would be stimulating
And I was certain to loose control

If I were to take a peek
There was much for me to see
and strange quirk of nature
That allowed her hole to swallow me

I found the offer intriguing
And thought about it twice
But it was the things I thought I'd see
That to me did not entice

 

Apparently down there
Is a pussy with a smile
And if you feel so inclined
You can talk to it for awhile

The queen of hearts is in there too
She plays a most wicked game
She’ll hammer your balls, remove your head
You’ll never be the same.

 

She rambled on about a rabbit

and the fact she was always late

and a Madman in a large hat

A dealer that decides her fate

 

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

would like to come out to play

and she fumble with her Bra hooks

I was sad to see her this way

 

She said that all of this

was just so she could score 

and for twenty dollars

I could fuck this drug riddled hoar

 


I kindly refused her offer
And placed her in a cab
I suggested that she stopped off

At the closed drug rehab  

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  • Elvenfairy
    February 26, 2007

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    as I said to another person just three minuites ago, this contest was supposed to chear me up! Some may find this humorous, but it is far from my idea of humor. But thank you for entering anyways.


    • jokers wild
      March 1, 2007
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      I just checked your Bio a Nineteen Year old with a fixation on Lord Of the Rings geez you don't need humor you need a life NOW THATS HUMOR


  • heartnsoul
    February 25, 2007

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    This is just fantastic!! Lmao!! I always knew something was amiss with Alice!! The visual!! Gives a whole new meaning to falling into the bunny hole. Sounds more like a vagina with teeth! Good luck in the contest...if you don't win, place or show...we do need to have a talk with the judge.
    ~Michelle~