Now Alice was a friend of mine
And I knew the awful truth
She dressed so innocent
Until one day in the booth
Her hands began to wander
And although it felt quite nice
I had my suspicions
The girl was dropping ICE
Her eyes were very dilated
As if stuck looking through the glass
And a flash of flesh suggested
She was bare around her ass
She asked if I wanted
To go down her rabbit hole
The adventure would be stimulating
And I was certain to loose control
If I were to take a peek
There was much for me to see
and strange quirk of nature
That allowed her hole to swallow me
I found the offer intriguing
And thought about it twice
But it was the things I thought I'd see
That to me did not entice
Apparently down there
Is a pussy with a smile
And if you feel so inclined
You can talk to it for awhile
The queen of hearts is in there too
She plays a most wicked game
She’ll hammer your balls, remove your head
You’ll never be the same.
She rambled on about a rabbit
and the fact she was always late
and a Madman in a large hat
A dealer that decides her fate
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
would like to come out to play
and she fumble with her Bra hooks
I was sad to see her this way
She said that all of this
was just so she could score
and for twenty dollars
I could fuck this drug riddled hoar
I kindly refused her offer
And placed her in a cab
I suggested that she stopped off
At the closed drug rehab




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