There's a magician from Grand Falls
Who used to do tricks at the malls
But his favorite trick
Was to stand on his dick
and roll down the stairs on his balls.
In a list
A contest entry
- Limerick Time by AliceinPoetryLand.
300 points, ended February 25, 2007, 15 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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congrats on the trophy. This was very funny and I am hoping it was just your muse speakng and not personal experience LOL. Personally, I take the escalator whenever I can.
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not only is this funny, but am thinking if we take this limerick literally, this really would be a magic trick... I am trying to picture someone standing on their dick and rolling down the stairs at the same time.... now that is one awesome magic trick... I bet even houdini couldn't pull that one off...lmbo.... just the trick alone would of got you the gold medal... great job my friend, great imagination...by the way how does one think up something like this...you married to a magician?
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lol this had me chuckleing lol well done and thanks laura xx
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Wonderful
I love this one.
Thanks so much for this entry and good luck in my contest.
Gaylene
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Now this is funny and you are such a naughty girl...lol. Well she did ask for humorous and it is very much funny and OUCH for that poor magician...hehehe
Good luck
Becky
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