In an Uptown café,
late afternoon lunch
was a roast beef sandwich,
and dry martini’s.
Having to catch the subway
to lower Manhattan.
I jumped on the DD express.
In midst of rush hour,
I squeeze, to sit next to
a girl with double D breast.
I landed in Bed-Sty Brooklyn,
spending the night with her.
As I boinked,
she oinked.
That was last time,
I took home a pig.
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One Nighter
shit...the things you got to do to please the host..ok: “Reni and Nicole are the most amazing girls you’ll ever meet in your life!
LOL
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HAHAHAH! omg! lol this is frickin funny! good luck!! lol
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LOL....
I didn't know if I should laff or cry after it....but it was sure a fun experience...ha ha.....oink oink....still laffin...
Glad you had a chuckle..... 
Malabu
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That was pretty funny.
I hope you and... your pig... had a wonderful night.
Well done and good luck to you.
†Nicole♥ -
Lol.
Thank you for sharing with us your experience during a one nighter with the pig.
(Can I name the piglets?)
Goodluck to you!
-Reni -
omg lmao. you are too freaken much..
my husband wants to know why I'm laughing in here..
next time just say no. hahahhahah.. good one Mally.
Love and Light
Tearz -
Oh man, that was sooooo bad of you, you stinker. Funny as hell though.
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omg
You are too much, Mally...
ty for the giggle so early in the morning lol
Lynda
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