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Penis for sale, hardly ever used, except for some confused fumblings, many years ago

One previous (disgusted) lady owner,

It is quite a big one actually, I just don't want it

Ah life.. we get what we get and on with it we get

Bald men feel inferior,

Toupe or not toupe?

That is the question

Short men wear high heels

Silicone bumps and penis pumps

I know just how it feels

I just want to be a woman,

I want rid of dangly bits

Penis for sale, £2000

Will help me pay for two big tits

A contest entry

Please tell me what you think

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    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
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    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

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  • Barry Hodges
    August 25

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    A truly imaginative poem especially the lines
    "Short men wear high heels
    Silicone bumps and penis pumps"
    which approach the sublime imho.


  • Bartholomew Mole
    April 10, 2007

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    Very good poem, this one. Good puns about to pay/toupée (smart one!) Barty likes this story very much indeed. Very moving one.


  • astralshepherd gold member
    March 8, 2007

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    An interesting view from an even more interesting perspective – do you suppose anyone has every really tried this? Maybe on ebay one can find this utterly unique item…well maybe not…i hope you get find someone to purchase it. Me, i’ve got my own to get rid of.. Congratulations on your trophy, it is well deserved. Blessings and best wishes, ~r.

  • Cinnarry gold member
    February 28, 2007

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    Absolutely Steller write love. My tits are gigantic, monolith beasts. I'd rather just have a nice mouthful. KISS!


  • Laura
    February 26, 2007

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    wow this is amazing and so very very funny well done its a real insight into your mind its bloody beautiful
    laura xxxxx


  • ----michael----
    February 26, 2007
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    You look familiar... I wasn't that drunk was I?

    Anyway, funny poem. I wouldn't be surprised if you could sell your digit on e-bay.

    When you say big, how big? Most men would love to have a nine inch cock and I am no exception. Instead I have to carry this big bastard thing around.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    February 26, 2007

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    This is very funny indeed and reminds me of a very filthy joke which I shall now turn into a Shakespearian sonnet and win 1000 points with from some dickhead. This looks like cup-winning material.


    • -I love my midget-
      April 6, 2007
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      Did you ever do it? Win some points from a dickhead I mean?

    • -I love my midget-
      February 26, 2007
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      what size cup Edna? D? DD?

      as for selling your penis, why would you want to do that? Have you no idea how much fun it can bring? Just look how John Wayne Bobbit's sex life improved after they had re-attached his penis. Lucky for him the police were able to find it, they must have had a tip-off.

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