Here I am, mooing for you
Lookee here, lookee now
I am lovely fat Daisy
Daisy the fucking fat cow.
I am a right bovine beauty
Mooing and cud-chewing
Standing in a rainy field
And the rest of the time I am pooh-ing.
I have bloated belly and
The farmer takes my pints of milk
With sucker-pads on my tits
Scratching my poor nipples of silk.
Take me out of this field, someone,
Can't you recognise a girl with class?
And if you're bullish and butch
You can fuck me in the ass.
A contest entry
- Anything Goes by silentxparadise93.
600 points, ended September 11, 2008, 80 entries
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I don't appreciate the humor sorry. I don't think vulgarity has a place in poetry; not for my hard earned points anyway.
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Asstounding Stuff
Okay, I'm game and it might
be tighter than my old lady's
pussy or my hand now typing
but milk is for babies and boobs
won't let it trickle down here
so i'll just continue drinking beer -
what a lovely poem and the last line is a goddam scorcher, reminds me of a few chats I had with my late wife before she died......
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Pull the udder one, this is shocking. And what the fuck is mmoing? Doing the lawn with a stutter?
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I just spotted your comment, mongo-face.
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How could he resist that last stanza!
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I love the ending line...
very funny piece of writing....... -
I know you are a silly fat cow but how about doing some proof reading? But that Gustav is so ugly he won't mind too much. Mooooooooooooo.
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LMAO
I love that last stanza...if that doesnt get him nothing will...hahaha Very well written, how could he resist?
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