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Bush bashing ballad at the boozer's

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Ball bag boogey is the new bush bashing’s ballad at the boozer
The black belted blind bugger burps through her buttocks into a brown bag
She braces her boobs on her breast pump and bonks the bull with her bumper box
The blistered butch bondage beast blows bubbles through her bumhole
The bloated boil starts bleeding from her belly button onto the barstools
The bitchy blonde bombshell bonks boys boldly,bracing her body on the bar.

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I used 29 of your words and also the other following b words:
Ballad, Belted, Bag, Blonde, Bombshell
Boys, Boldly, Box , Bar

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  • Bartholomew Mole
    February 26, 2007

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    Sorry this entered into other contest. No good here. Thanks a million. Goodnight, sweet ball-bashing prince. Oh yes that is it.


  • Blankscreen2222
    February 26, 2007

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    LOL..

    Great imagery, Gave me a good laugh.
    this line had me in fits.
    ....black belted blind bugger burps through her buttocks into a brown bag LMAO!!!!
    Good luck in the contest


  • ckwriter69
    February 25, 2007
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    Hehe, good use of the word bank and what a tongue twister to read. It was fun, thanks for sharing.


  • goddesskevauna
    February 23, 2007

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    LMFAO!!! Ya really got put a stop to this or I may keel over here with laughter!


  • Edna Sweetlove
    February 22, 2007

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    Very high class indeed. Especially with the absence of a bloody period (oops, I meant jolly old fullstop) at the very end but you can't have everything can you?


  • Disturbed Prodigy
    February 21, 2007

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    you know reallt this is something i could have not visioned casue you used that pic you used in that other poem and it got me envisiong that women doing something that just got me hiding, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest

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