WARNING & EXPLANATION
This poem was written for a contest but was thrown out because
(I quote)"removed Splish splash from contest Romance is in
the air because sorry not in the spirit of the contest.
All the judges agreed on removing you from the contest"
Here is picture! Sad that. Barty thinks poem v. good.
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cute longlegged girl
walking by swimming pool
(just come back from toilets
so swimsuit a bit damp
in the gusset area)
suddenly finds
kinky freak with guitar
dressed like 50s rocker
chasing her like nutter
so gives one big shove
into his overdressed gut
silly fart goes straight in pool
splish splosh he is taking a bath
all about a Saturday night


8 old applause
