What's happened to my magic wand
It was working fine before
Now I give a little wave
It shocks me to the core
My golden locks have disappeared
Just look what it's done to my figure
I was never all that slim before
But now the guys all snigger
I wish I knew just what to do
Maybe I should make a wish
But then again it could be worse
I could end up as a fish
In a list
A contest entry
- Let Your Imagination Run Free #4 (picture contest) by Seeking Peace.
450 points, ended March 6, 2007, 13 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - GOT GOLD? Calling all single silvers..... by Paloszoo.
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Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Nicely penned. I needed a good laugh today! Thanks for entering my contest. I'm honored to have you share your work here. Good luck!
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hahahahaha too funny .....now do I get granted 3 wishes?
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You put a smile right on my face. What a jewel!
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LMAO this is hilarious, the poor man, I think I have a wonky wand too, never does what I want LMAO
Grand job
Thanks for taking the time to enter this contest, I wish you the very best of luck
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LMAO love thi picture when you need a laugh and i do tonight.....this is going to be fun...
but please I let my thoughts run wild and the picture of you as a fish..damn one word of friendly advice hooks....yep fish hooks.
nicely done thank you for the laugh.
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LOL Well if I had this as a fairy godmother I'd break the 4 min mile myself. Haha, clever and sooo funny.
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Fantastic!!!!!
This is just so damn funny!
Is this a typo?
"But now the guys all snigger"
Maybe
"But now the guys all snicker"
Not sure, thought I would ask.
Thanks for sharing such a funny piece with us all. Best of luck in the contest! Keep that pen flowing.
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Thanks Fisher
Thank you Fisher...again my appreciation for your comments!..no typo!...I think maybe it means the same just its spelled differently over here...snigger = 'laugh disrespectfully: to laugh disrespectfully in a covert way
- say disrespectfully: to speak or say something while laughing disrespectfully
- disrespectful laugh: an instance or sound of sniggering'
regards Dan!
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Haha! Now that's great.
Purely, purely funny...
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Thanks Sokarjo
I appreciate your remarks and I am pleased you found the humour in my write...regards...Dan xx
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So this is how you look in tights and a tootoo? LOl Great write to accompany this picture - fit it to a t. And you are right, it could always be worse.
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Thanks grannyeri
If only I could find a pair of shoes with matching bag to complete the ensemble!...and a comfortable pair of knickers...my thong is killing me!...
...regards Dan xxx
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I'm laughing so hard here..."The Wonky Wand" is a perfect title and theme to this image-inspiration!!! I'm left wondering what happens if a toad should happen to stop by to kiss you!
Best wishes to you in the contest! I know you'll have the Contest-Hostess in giggles!
Jo
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Thanks Jo
Thanks Jo...so long as she doesnt find out it was me before the judging!...I appreciate your gracious and valued remarks...thanks again...Dan xxx
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LOL! This is very cute and humorous Lomhar!
Poor fairy, I guess sometimes you can't always expect to get what you wish for. Great work here my friend and thanks for sharing this piece here. Best of luck to you in the contest!
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Thanks Jeremy
Thanks for your support Jeremy!...appreciation for the comments and regards..Dan!
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