How long had it been,
perhaps a month or two?
It mattered not to me,
I was surely over due.
I headed for my parlor,
"Roz" always fit me in.
She's my favorite girl,
and gave the best trim.
She asked how I wanted it,
I turned to her and said?
"It's your turn to choose",
her hands now on my head.
Roz never wasted time,
providing me with service.
Her warmth and moisture,
no longer made me nervous.
I have come to love it,
especially the massage.
She moved side to side,
it felt like some barrage.
I knew she'd finished,
when I was soaking wet.
She loved to blow me dry,
How good does it get?
For the grand finale,
warm cream upon my face.
liked to use a vibrator,
around my ticklish place.
After being serviced,
smelling of fresh scent.
Roz was tipped very well,
it's $20 damn well spent!
I LOVE GETTING MY HAIR CUT!
Author notes
I love a fresh haircut and a close shave. You have to admit the shampoo process is damn near erotic!
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Nice. Worth more than silver.
The flow was awkward in places. Overdue is one word. Overall, a very enjoyable read. The picture did not detract as there are no warnings.
Thank you for sharing.
rous
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definetly a winner. Hah!
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not meant to sound sarcastic seriously this was great!
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I want the name and address of your solan...LOL. This is quite the clever poem and such detailed images. I loved the twist in the end. Great write thank you for entering the contest.
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Thank you very much for posting this delightful poem. The humor is amazing and gave me a wonderful laugh.
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I love it! I love the way you make it so...erotic sounding yet funny at the same time! Great write! Thanks for the entry and good luck
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lol...great write!
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i like this!
it's funny,it's cleaver, and flows very smoothly.good job!
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I did chuckle.
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lol. you are absoutely right.
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though I must admit getting ones haircut was not what I was thinking when reading this... made me look bad.. love it though great job.. lol
kathy
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After being serviced,
smelling of fresh scent.
Roz was tipped very well,
it's $20 damn well spent!
I LOVE GETTING MY HAIR CUT!
now that made it funny
Nicely done
Riftkin -
Ah, you're such a tease
Thanks for entering.
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Well you know they say if you hang around the barbershop too much you will get a haircut.
very well done, best of luck ...Scott
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lmao..haha..wow..I think this is adorable..
Man what you can get for 20 these days...
Best wishes..
Peace
~A~
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Wow, I had a friend who hated to gas up her car until I showed her how sexually fun it was. Then she couldn't gas enough cars. LOL ummm maybe thats TMI.
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thanks for entering and good luck
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getting ones hair done and and having a massage and deep conditioner is so relaxing. Wonderful thought. Thanks for entering -
Very cute, though there were a couple parts where I felt the innuendo was forced, namely this one:
"liked to use a vibrator,
around my ticklish place."
I never hear anything besides an actual vibrator referred to as a vibrator, so it made it sound a little less double-entendre.
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yes, a shampoo
ia a fairly intimate experience...great use of words here and imagination
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I had to come by and check this out...when I saw the title I just had to, mainly because its my maiden name! This was delightful and yes at least I can relate because it does feel damn near erotic. Makes you walk taller and puts a light step in your walk. When you feel good, you look good. $20 for a cut/trim? geeze....where do you live, where I come from your lucky to walk away with 40.
Good luck in the contest.....a super job.
`Michelle
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I love the way you play with the double meaning of the words Very good poem
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lawlicopt3r
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I kept waiting for this to turn metaphorical and it never did... bummer. I got a smile anyway.
No criticism for the poem itself, but maybe it belongs in erotica rather than humour.
Good luck in your future works.
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I agree damn near erotic lol. Definatly $20 well spent. Thank you so much for entering and good luck in my contest
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Poetesse
I hope you enjoyed the not so subtle analogy. I read alot of your writing and can't compete at an adult content level. Mine would be end up sounding crude. A little humor intwined was my best hope. Thanks for the kind words!
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