the view is great from here!
In my waterbed, I love to float
and have some wine or beer.
My sitting room is where I sit
to write these poems for you.
It holds a painting of my muse,
(who helped with one or two).
The angels on the ceiling
add a spritely, spiritual touch.
I've many chandeliers although
I do not light them much.
My kitchen's just like Martha's,
that rich gal on TV.
I've got everything that she has
except for her money!
I have a hall of mirrors,
you'll see it's very clever,
for if you stand 'dead center',
the hall goes on forever!
Statues of 'manly' men
stand by my bedroom walls.
They give me pseudo-security
when I make bathroom calls.
My bathroom is humongous,
it has a four-seat jacuzzi.
You'll love my spacious sauna;
my masseur is quite a doozy!
I love my 'home away from home',
I spend a lot of time here.
If you should ever want me to leave,
you'll have to make me, dear!




Best of Luck to you in this contest!














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