Survey

1- what is your name:Jesus Gutierrez
2- What is your age:14
3- What is your location:Vagina (Virginia:VA)

4- What is your current love life status:Single
5- what is your current moodretty happy, watching Rocky 3
6- what makes you happy: Sleeping
7- are you musically inclined:nope
8- what is the name of the song stuck in your head RIGHT NOW:Back that ass up - Juvenile
9- if you could have one super power it would be:the power to not have to do any labor
10- the first thing i notice about the oppisite sex is their: eyes/hair... then it's the ass
11- what is your favorite color: green
12- what was the last lie you told:in question 1... my first name isnt jesus... that's my dad's name
13- if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be:I'd be taller
14- if you could change one thing about the world what would it be:more better looking women

have you ever:

(nope) Smoked A Cigarette
(nope) Smoked A Cigar
(nope) Smoked Weed
(nope) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(yea ) Drank Alcohol
(yep) Been In Love with Someone Your Family Hated
(yep) Been Dumped
(accidently) Shoplifted
(nope) Been Fired
(won ) Fist Fight
(all the time) Snuck out of Parent's house
(yep) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(nope) Been Arrested
(who hasn't?) Made Out With A Stranger
(yea) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(haha, my teacher this year) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(yep) Skipped School
(nope) Fooled Around With A Co-worker
(yep) Seen Someone/ Something Die
(yep) Had A Crush On One Of Your Friends Of the Opposite Sex
(nope) Been To Paris
(nope) Been To Spain
(yep) Been on a Plane
(nope) Thrown up from drinking
(yep) Eaten Sushi
(nah) Been Snowboarding//skiing
(nah) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(nope) Moshed
(nope) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(yea... but I stubbed my toe ) Taken Pain Killers
(yep... my teacher ) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(nope, grass too itchy) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(tried but my back got all cold) Made A Snow Angel
(nope) Had A Tea Party
(sucked at it) Flown A Kite
(sucked at that too) Built A Sand Castle
(nope) Gone muddin (offroading)
(nah) Played Dress Up
(yep) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(tubing count?) Gone Sledding
(thats how I win monopoly) Cheated While Playing A Game
(nope) Been Lonely
(during a test) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(nah) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(I'm impatient) Watched The Sun Set
(nah) Felt An Earthquake
(hell no, I don't feel like gettin my ass bit) Killed A Snake
(yea) Been Tickled
(yea... kindergarden was a bitch, lost my ghramcrackers) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(what? ) Misunderstood someone
(nope) Been Misunderstood
(yea, 2nd grade I won an ISPY book) Won A Contest
(nah) Been Suspended From School
(yea) Had Detention
(nah) Been in a car/motorcycle accident
(nah) Had / Have Braces
(nah) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(nah) Danced in the moonlight
(yea... so i took off the clown suit ) Hated The Way You Look
(kinda) Witnessed A Crime
(cual es ese? - What is that?) Pole Danced
(nah) Questioned Your Heart
(yea, flip books are badass) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(nah) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud)
(yep) Been lost
(nah) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(suck at swimming) Swam In The Ocean
(yea then I remembered it was a cap-gun) Felt Like You Were Dying
(psh, last time i've cried was when i was born) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(yea, always had to be the cops ) Played Cops And Robbers
(yea, projects suck) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(sick at singing) sang Karaoke
(yea, 13$ in quarters for a pizza) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(yep) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(haha yea) Made Prank Phone Calls
(nah) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(nah, didn't wanna get my suit wet ) Kissed In The Rain
(yea, bastard never wrote back) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(yea) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(too impatient to watch a sunset) Watched the sunset with someone you care/cared about
(hell yea) Blown Bubbles
(nah) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
(more times then i have fingers) Crashed A Party
(yea) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(yea) Had A Wish Come True
(nah, looking forward to though) Been Humped By A Monkey
(nah) Worn Pearls
(nah, I try not to be stupid) Jumped Off A Bridge
(yea, I'm bomb at that game) Screamed "Penis"
(nah) Swam With Dolphins
(nah) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube
(no) Kissed A Fish
(yea, it was for a project tho; cleopatra) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(yea) Sat On A Roof Top
(nah) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(hell no) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(yea, got yelled at for wasting minutes) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(2 night record) Stayed Up All Night
(yea) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(scared of heights) Climbed A Tree
(yea) Had / Been In A Tree House
(nope) Been too scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(yea) Believe(d) in ghosts
(nah) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(once) Gone Streaking
(nah) Been to Jail
(yea) Played Chicken
(nope) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(too many times) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(yea) Broken A Bone
(yea) Been Easily Amused
(nope) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(nah but I'm looking forward to) Made A Porn Video
(nah) Caught A Butterfly
(yea) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(nope) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(yea) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(yea) Had Someone Moon / Flash You
(how do u think I got to the 9th grade?) Cheated On A Test
(yea) Forgotten Someone's Name
(yea) Slept Naked
(nope) French Braided Someones Hair
(nah) Gone Skinny Dipping
(nope) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(yea) Rode A Roller Coaster
(nope) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(nah) Had A Cavity
(yea) Black-Mailed Someone
(yea)Been Black Mailed
(yea) Been Used
(yea) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(hell no) licked a cat
(yea) Bitten Someone
(nah) Licked Someone
(paintballgun =,()been shot at/or at gunpoint
(nah not yet)Had sex in the rain
(accident)Flattened someones tires
(nah)Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(don't think so) Got five dollars or less worth of gas


and finally where do you stand on:

tatoos:some are okay, I want one above my ass that says "exit only"
pircings:stupid for guys
animals:most are badass
huntingepends on how good the catch is
drinkingelicious
poker:Love winning money
love:It's good
Live:Love to living
42:it's a cool number... 43 sucks though
music:Rap, hip hop, reggaeton, some rock
environment:trees are cool i guess
politics:Bush is tight, idc what u guys say