I had a pet
His name was Bruce
He was a full-grown
Northern Moose
He loved to frolic
And charge about
And when he did
I used to shout
Look Out. . Look Out
Here come Bruce !
He weighs 200 pounds
With the strength of Zeus
If your up ahead . .
And you are in his way
My sincere advice . .
You’d better pray
***
There’s nothing in the world
That is more frightening
Then a 200 pound Moose
With the speed of lightening
Although I adored him
He’s not here today . .
For his merriment ended
in a tragic way
He charged onto the highway
As I recall . .
Now his head is hanging
On someone's wall !





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