I once knew a woman named Natty.
She thought that she was a fatty.
And despite what she’s told,
She thinks that she’s old.
So that’s why she’s totally batty.
***
There is a speed demon named Head,
Who cares not a bit if he’s dead.
He goes one-eighteen.
Who cares if he’s seen?
I think his foot’s made of lead.
***
Another is Hannah-Oh-Seven,
Who thinks that talking is Heaven.
So when I say “bye,”
I make it a lie,
Just to get out by eleven.
***
So this is the Faces-Of-Ray,
He changes his name ev’ry day.
They change really fast,
Keeping up is a task,
It’s hard to keep him at bay.
***
Another I know is Abby,
Who, for all intents is gabby.
She knows me by name,
And knows Hannah the same,
And I can't rhyme more with Abby!
***
There is also Falln-Archangel,
Who, from the rafters does dangle.
He sits and he waits
While we make our debates.
And he never gets into the tangle.
***
And I N S-Dragonclaw.
He's quick to pick up on a flaw.
With typos, he says,
He makes it his biz.
Otherwise, he'll withdraw.
***
In real life I know a Bennet,
Whose brains, he sometimes forgets.
But he's a good guy,
Though, as for why,
People think he's a midget.
***
Not last is TaraLuvsGod,
Who's old, but has a nice bod.
She stays up real late,
Which means she's irate.
And she's always, overly odd.
***
Connie-1-2-6-3
Around her, it's fun to be.
Not that she's normal,
A tad informal
And always a laugh to me.
***
My roommate is Joel, he's a student.
He's a nut and his sanity's spent.
So when I see him coming,
I start a-running,
And never does he ever relent.
***
Zack is a man of great words,
Who consistently hangs out with nerds.
But he's a geek too
Though he has not a clue.
Conversing with him is absurd!
***
And Lizzie's got a hot head,
Choosing violence always, instead.
So when she starts a-coming,
We ALL start a-running
All so we don't end up dead.
***
The next one, we'll just call Squires.
He's a pyro--he likes to set fires.
And what can we say
Of his dorm's disarray?
Is it possible that's what he desires?
***
And finally, of course, there's me.
I tell all to call me T-D.
Why, I don't know.
It's easier so,
You don't hit as many keys.
Author notes
This has now extended to over a dozen of my good friends. Almost none of them know these exist.
Jungle fever, option 5
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This is very cute and "creatively* well done .. thank you very much for your entry
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this was very funny.
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great rites! good luck in my contest!
bandgurlpoet -
I do enjoy reading limericks. These four were a hoot. Best of luck in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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oh haha, but seriusly very funny, and it is a task for my friends to keep up
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CuteLittleMongoose
I just realized that when you replied to your limirick, you spelled seriously wrong. "Seriously" not "Seriusly* Serius is a dog.
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