The Jokers Smile is wide and his choppers very handy,
as he gobbles down on anything, especially when randy.
He’s not afraid of swallowing to get it passed his gums,
but over the years he’s ended up with all sorts in his tum’s.
His teeth shin so brightly. I just had to know,
Were they shining from tooth paste or from giving lots of blow?
Well he smiled from ear to ear and said I’m glad you ask.
The only ring of confidence I’ve got, is the ring around my arse
A contest entry
- Dental Contest by Edna Sweetlove.
400 points, ended February 16, 2007, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

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