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Stupid Man Thing

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just when all is well
then I have to go and do
a stupid man thing

they should make a thing
I could wear around my neck
with warning buzzers

but I'd probably
misinterpret what it means
'cause I'm still a man




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  • cheaphotelsign
    June 1, 2007

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    that is hilarious. amazing. i laughed out loud.thank you so much. i needed that.


  • MysticAngelEyes
    March 23, 2007

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    lol That was quite funny, love the pic, men aren't teh only ones who do stupid things we have all done them. I could name a lot of stupid things I have done, nicely written.


  • Whisper Mckee
    February 21, 2007
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    Cute , funny, and honest, enjoyed the write

  • lustfulviolets
    February 21, 2007

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    Very funny poem. I love it but women do stupid things too. Its how the world works I mean a woman could forget to turn off the oven.

  • ocerus
    February 21, 2007

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    It seems to me that both me AND women do stupid things. The problem is, that because of our culture, men frequently justify their stupidity by overpowering and huirtng others thereby - somehow - proving to themselves that they are right (though they aren't) or that you just can't disagree with them anyway or they'll mess you up - which they frequently can. I think it is this knowledge - or at least the belief that this is right - that has caused, and continues to cause - so much hate and so many problems in the world. Let's face it: men need to grow up and realize that the world is not out to get them, and women need also to realize that just because men have made mistakes in the past doesn't mean that women are perfect or that they ever will be. We all have our strengths and our weaknesses, and the more we support each other - and quit insulting each other - the better off we will al be. - ocerus

  • chicky84
    February 21, 2007
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    This was pretty funny,and also a pretty stupid thing to do! LOL Keep on writing!

  • Hope2MakeIt
    February 21, 2007

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    i am sitting here laughing my head off of my shoulders. i was think of the song Stupid Boy by keith urban and you gave me this. thank you for sharing a smile with me today. hope2makeit

  • vibewithjas
    February 21, 2007

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    Great

    That is awesome. Short, sweet and all that needs to be said. I have felt the same in the past and you say it perfectly.

  • JonnyV6661
    February 21, 2007

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    This was funny, I loved it. Hard to find a man who will admit his stupidity JK!!!! I enjoyed reading this, great job

  • williamstown
    February 21, 2007

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    Quite safe actually. I don`t think the car is going anywhere with the bodywork rubbing on the tyres. But I bet it was a woman who wanted the makeover doing.


  • leahcullen
    February 21, 2007

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    I agree with enragedshadow and Samplette Great piece you have here

  • Wandering Spirit
    February 21, 2007

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    lol. I love this one. I think we all get those stupid man moments. Perfect picture for this one too.


  • Samplette gold member
    February 20, 2007

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    lol.....it's nice to hear an admission of stupidity from a man...naw, just joking. This is really cute, and goes so well with the picture. Good write. Fun read.
    Sam

  • Whoochi gold member
    February 20, 2007

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    too funny....i always wonder if after a man does something stupid, he talks to himself like this..I know I have...

  • Just4u
    February 20, 2007

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    At first glace appears stupid but probably not in reality for if the load had been balanced and tied off right. And would have hit a bad dip would probably have crushed the roof right in, killing or injuring real bad since you were probably strapped in, so nowhere for you to go.
    For a couple decades I have been teaching that education should be completely reformed, so we learn more common sense smarts instead of book smarts, which don't amount to a hill of beans in the end in most cases. I know dozens of college grads who are really stupid
    on most things in life, tho they can name every band
    and all the hot new movie stars, for what that's worth.
    A while back there was a really fat guy who rode one of those spring horses a Kmart outside and broke it and hurt himself, he sued and got money. They should have taken a bat and beat him since he had no biz being on a kids ride in the first place. I tell the bosses at work the only thing that change around here are the faces and the stupidity level...it keeps dropping...

    -Eddy


  • NeonRose silver member
    February 20, 2007

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    This is really funny, and we know that because Seinfeld did a whole routine on this very thing...so it must be funny, and it must be true! Great write.


  • Goodolenad
    February 20, 2007
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    i chuckled after reading this. oh silly silly man, we women do the same thing.


  • Piccola gold member
    February 20, 2007

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    It's just a mistake Once a long time ago; years and years ago before I had any experience in life I tried to put mirror tiles on my wall without measuring and levelling. When I stepped back, everything was going downhill..
  • dlaina
    February 20, 2007

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    kYou know, to be honest I find this kind of sad. I don't know if I am reading it wrong, but it's almost like you are undermining yourself, based on the fact you are a man. You have more than that.. I hope that is not all of what you think of yourself.

  • roses on fire
    February 15, 2007

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    hehehe this is true daddy!

    hahaha you're telling the truth with this one and after reading some of these comments i find people are pittying you but this is just funny!!! hahaha i get it but there is some sense to your words!
    three bunnys and a hair for you!
    love ya your daughter


  • myrataal silver member
    February 15, 2007

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    Now must you reinforce it ...

    I feel stupid, too, by merely reading this! There is nothing you could have done which justify this poem. Men is not so bad after all. Give a chap a chance ...


  • PerVirtuous gold member
    February 14, 2007

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    Um... what language was that anyways? Anybody got ibuprofen? This chick's erudite! Ha ha ha. Love it!

  • LadyUnique silver member
    February 13, 2007

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    i've seen men do stupid things like this what kills me is when they don't know to stop and admit a mistake...nooooo... they keep on goin' and make it worse
    good take on the pic


  • Regenhart
    February 13, 2007

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    haha :D great !

    I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
    you made me smile today
    Thanx!!!


  • Karen Layne
    February 13, 2007

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    awww...I'm sure it's not that bad. you don't need to kick yourself THAT hard. Actually, the picture's kinda funny....*hugs*

  • February 13, 2007
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    Odd but neat I guess. Short, but I guess it explains something. Good.

  • apoeticinjustice gold member
    February 13, 2007
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    very funny!!

    sometimes the best plans don't turn out so well.

    Rory
  • Lullabyhaven
    February 13, 2007

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    Grand!

    You remind me of the song, I just heard last night...
    "This is a man's world" enough said, smile!


  • drybones
    February 13, 2007

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    Good

    If I had a dollar for every stupid thing I have done, I would be a wealthy man. Thank God we have women to keep us from wrecking everything we touch.(Sometimes)

  • Stormraven
    February 13, 2007
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    Hahahahaha .... Your finaly getting it YAY ....Lol...Storm


  • the cure silver member
    February 13, 2007
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    awww you men ....you can't help it


  • Amera gold member
    February 13, 2007
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    I don't know, I think men have their uses.


  • February 13, 2007

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    As men we want to believe we CAN do anything. Yet a majority of the time... we fall short, for we have no wings... like the angels do (women) We should stop and think before we act. And... ask for directions.


  • honey bear
    February 13, 2007

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    sorry but i just cant see anything wrong with that picture apart from that should be a macdonnalds in the background


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      February 13, 2007
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      Yeah? That's it. What did you think I could have meant?

      • honey bear
        February 13, 2007
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        i thought you meant that the car was the wrong colour

  • Jadeheart 41 gold member
    February 13, 2007
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    Terrific!!

    This was just soooo funny!! I am glad you made something funny out of it!! great write!!

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      February 13, 2007
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      unfortunately, I think what I did may have been even stupider than this, just couldn't get a picture of it... thanks...

  • TJCasser
    February 13, 2007

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    At least you found some way to make something from a mistake. I hereby decree, as another man, that you are forgiven for your man-moment.


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      February 13, 2007
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      Ahhh... but it is the woman I long forgiveness from... but I'll take this as a moral victory... thanks...
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