Bloody valentine, you're again at my door.
Might you bugger off, or can i beat you to the floor.
Aren't a pretty little piece of flimsy paper,
I bet i could bloody turn you to vapor.
Pretty blimey Da'ling give me a break.
Go chase another, for pity's sake!
Leave my home, that's the dog's bullocks.
Not a trollop, though I might be in for some shocks.
Bloody Hell! Here blubbering? I scoff.
But please, enough. Do sod off.
Author notes
By RIP Whoever. turned 12.
happy anti-valentine's day everyone.
This is more like a "i was hurt last year, i'm not letting anyone near me this year."
Note: Spike (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) as model. But please feel free to read the above poem in which ever English accent you fancy.
A contest entry
- Anti - Valentine 10 Lines or Less by Cupcrazy.
400 points, ended February 12, 2007, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Anti Valentine by Memoirs of a Girl.
385 points, ended February 20, 2007, 22 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Giggle... angsty valentine. thanks for reminding me of the crappier leftovers of loving someone not worth it.
like a fine swig of baby duck!
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I thought it was kinda funny. I don't know if you meant it to be that way, but it is. It was a little too rhimey, but it was still good. Thanks for entering and good luck!
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Plese do sod off, lol, loved it, absolutely great
Bunny
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