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does my bum look big?

it wasn't the lies
and it wasn't the sighs
on her face it sure wasn't the look
when I asked if my butt
looked big, cheeky slut
it was the five steps backwards she took!

 

 

 

on the night this picture was taken I had asked Cassy (not in shot) if my bum looked big, to which she replied; 'I don't know, let me step back and get it all in!'

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  • Bartholomew Mole
    April 10, 2007

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    This writer so keen to find out which one is you Butty! (OK to call you that, i think we are good friends by now). Pray #God you not 2nd from right, Wow! she's a beast and a half!

  • Mr C
    February 12, 2007

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    Bravo- a sublime write. I wish you well in this extremely tough contest. Judging by the standard, you should do quite well. xxx


  • astralshepherd gold member
    February 12, 2007

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    Oh my, that is so amazingly creative, ah - um, view. no wait - perspective, no - that's not right.. an amazing observational poetic vision…(whew) i hope i didn’t mess that up too bad….i did find this very amusing and, too me, it speaks of a wonderful, openly refreshing relationship that you share with your friends. The humor shared with good hearts among friends is a treasure….at least i hope is was shared with a good natured lightheartedness. I do enjoy your poems, your distinctive style, you should write more. Blessings and best wishes, ~r.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    February 11, 2007

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    I LOVE the giant one at the back! I love men 6'4" tall who dress up as women and think no one notices they are built like outside lavatories!


    • -I love my midget-
      April 6, 2007
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      Some people don't notice, Edna.

    • BeautifulButterfly
      February 13, 2007
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      oh now that is teasing! I must admit though that it isn't her most flattering photograph and she'd kill me if she knew I had posted it! (This is the second site I have it up on). Honestly though, when she is done up proper she looks well convincing and has turned many a straight man's head.

  • Lady Altheia Greeters member
    February 11, 2007

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    This was interesting and not part of the everyday poems I read. Good luck to you in the contest. It seems like a fascinating subject.
  • freesoul40
    February 11, 2007

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    I thought this was hilarious! You've got to see the funny side of things sometimes...and you certainly did this! Now go and shove it up her....
    Nostril..lol

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