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Thoughts on Valentine's

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Valentine’s comes but once a year

And sadly . . so do you husband dear

So I’ll be with the man next door

Who will liberate . . my inner core

 

No doubt you’ll forget what day it is

Whilst I succumb to some next-door bliss

And whilst you read the evening paper

I will be involved in an exotic caper

 

I’ll sweat and pant and scream a lot

As friendly Fred hits my magic spot

Your lack of passion makes me insane

So it’s hardly fair to say that I’m to blame

 

So when you hear noises through the wall

It will be the  neighborly handyman with his tool

Yes . . Valentine’s comes but once a year . .

And I won’t miss my chance . . my dear

 

 

 

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  • i-will-let-you-be
    February 13, 2007

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    Whoo! Haha this was really funny, just like your other poem I read.

    Valentine’s comes but once a year

    And sadly . . so do you husband dear


    Priceless!


  • agazeley gold member
    February 12, 2007
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    Thanks . .

    It was fun and nice to win points for your naughty side at my age hehe . .

    Albert.


  • rhondasail
    February 12, 2007

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    Hearts afire!....

    I like 'her' style! Gotta know what you want before you can get it. And it's only once a year. WHAT, ONCE A YEAR?! I laughed hard at this one too, Albert. Well done, you fox, you. Peace, Rhonda


  • Barbara gold member
    February 11, 2007

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my. This was absolutely not the usual valentine poem. This is too cute, too funny, and yes, too naughty.

    Thank you for entering, and good luck with the contest.


  • Simsboy
    February 11, 2007

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    Valentine is nor more

    Valentine is only a commercial day, it does'nt worth to be mention. It's only good to hurt people deeper in their scar.


  • Lady Altheia
    February 11, 2007

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    This is really good. It is certainly a different spin on the holiday. Hope the speaker doesn't get caught. Good luck in the contest.


  • Reece Magic
    February 11, 2007

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    Whoa, this is one good poem. Different, bad in it's way, but of course, there are some that has to agree with the poem. Valentine's come but once a year, don't miss the chance to "celebrate it" I may say.

    Wow, perfect for the contest. Should be one of the best and possibly right now, the poem to beat. Hope you do well. Well done here, well done.


  • Trellis
    February 11, 2007

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    Naughty Boy!

    Excellent, Albert! Perfect for this contest.

    Poetry that blends adult humor and rhyme is a refreshing thing to stumble upon this morning.

    Looks Golden to me!

    Cris

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