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Chimp champion, ace trouble shooter,
was placed face value by recruiter
responding to harassed commuter
hypnotised by his computer
in urgent need of astute tutor,
of good repute that none refute, ah !
Train Graffiti, no. 01
 

No reputation absoluter
existed - fact that few disputer.
Sex undetermined, yet not neuter
for some say there was never cuter
and some there was none dissoluter,
though others that it lacked apt suitor.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
 
Imp chimp upon the swiftest scooter
soon throttled up and sped en route a
hand on wheel and one on hooter,
set out to check computer router
with monkey wrench, key, tools minuter,
there never was a chimp astuter !
Magic Monkey
 
Repairing hard disk was a hoot, a
task accomplished, then rebooter.
Scrimp customer, a limp lounge suiter,
pleased the problem weren’t acuter
thanked the chimp with little loot, a
banana bunch and a pea-shooter.

Baby Chimp Hugging Giant BananaBaby Chimp Hugging Giant Banana 

 

 

 

Author notes

Contest Peanut Butter Fudge Option 3 "I love My Life!"


That monkey has my banana
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24567966@N08/2335229401/

Chimp Commuter Welvis Tarn
http://www.flickr.com/photos/welvistarn/202492696/

Banana Monkey Scooter Art Car Parade 2007
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tinyalice/524351956/

Chimp Banana Joyce
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vaguelyartistic/19548778/

Baby Chimp
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mallos/2277997218/in/photostream/

Final pic Code Monkey Tanya Huang
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacebunny/312503499/


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  • xtremely-confizzled
    September 22
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    wow, that must've taken a lot of work to make it all rhyme like that! very nicely done! hilarious, by the way. just hilarious =)
    me is still giggling from you funny poem (and funny pics too lol) nice work!
    hugglez,
    -Pb fudge

    . Rewarded 4


  • Meroza gold member
    August 31
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    thank you for entering this one, gave me sugh a giggle

  • Slayer gold member
    August 23

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    Ok. This is just brilliant. I get it hard to rhyme two lines, never mind a whole poem!!!!
    Great job, well presented, a fun read.
    Well done.
    Slayer

    . Rewarded 4

  • Topnotchsy
    August 17

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    Wow this is awesome. Insane how you have that rhyming working from beginning to end almost flawlessly. Congrats on the gold and silver trophies for this piece, I can definitely understand why it has snagged numerous awards. Love the pictures that were dispersed amongst the words to add visual effect. Nice job!!

    . Rewarded 6


  • CowboyFan1
    July 12
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    nice poem!!!!!!!!
  • This is soooo great, that it yells to the reader... Read me AGAIN!!! Awesome display of writing!!
    you are by all and every means a contest finalist!!
    Take it Easy,
    ~pithyAplomb.

  • Sonofdead
    June 4
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    Wow... Good luck.

  • daviscth silver member
    April 13

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    This is adorable and I fear your words might be more than a little true. Thanks for posting in my contest.

  • 2lullabyhaven
    April 11
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    Awesome:

  • Reptile Lady gold member
    April 9

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    Loved this poem
    Thank you for sharing your array of talent
    Julie

  • grapefruite
    April 7
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    Cute!
  • I love monkeys and this was a very cute write about a monkey and the rhyme was well done best of luck to you in my contest.
  • Excellent Rhyme scheme and very creative---
    Best of luck in the contest!


  • maralisa silver member
    March 6

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    wow i like the way you have used all the same sounding words at the end of each line its I liked my pea shooter at school a great poem good luck in my contest
  • good luck and thanx for entering
  • This is excellent, and exactly what I was asking for! I really enjoyed this, for it brought to mind my experience this last January when I tried to get internet set up in my apartment for the first time. I had some seriously trouble, and the first tech support guy may as well have been a chimp for all the help he was able to give me, after having been on the phone with him for an hour and half. ARGH. Thanks so much for entering my contest!

  • spanishrose
    November 27, 2007

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    very funny hahahahah

    I love this one WOW what a laugh. This one sure gives your mouth a work out. I know get your mind out of the gutter. I wouldn't change anything it fantastic just the way it is. May your words keep floating like a swan on the lake.


  • Knight70
    November 27, 2007

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    Just EXCELLENT monorhyme!!

    This is priceless. Truthfully, I am in awe. Bravo!!!!! Don


  • harajukuprincess
    November 16, 2007

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    LOl very funny... very fast, very rhymed (which made it funnier) great job! Thanks for the entry! Good luck! ~~Hara


  • RedwingSpirit silver member
    October 29, 2007
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    great poem great use of words very funny keep up the good work


  • leslielovesthomas
    October 29, 2007

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    HAHAHAHA!!!! Absolutely, positively love it

    This was so funny and cute!!! Great write! Thank you for entering and good luck!

    Leslie

  • Rheea gold member
    September 16, 2007

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    Burst into laughter I loved it all it was adorable and so funny I saw curious George in it doing this .I loved it clap clap clap clap =). wonder what it says for my intelligence I get your funny stuff but not the other stuff so much sigh grin .

  • Disturbing da Peace
    September 9, 2007

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    The pic made me laugh out loud. Crazy monkey grin!! I love the ryhming. I dont think there'll be a winner cuz I might die of laughter by then. Great ending. Tech monkey, DADADADADA!! _nor

  • Eternal-Jammy-Jam
    September 4, 2007
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    made me laugh well done

  • Seasons of Love
    August 5, 2007

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    Hehe... I liked that ^_^ It certainly made me smile, as was the goal. I liked the steady way you kept the rhyme, and it was allaround excellent.

  • God is my reality
    July 31, 2007

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    Lol, this is hilarious. You are doing great with the rhyme. I like your catchy phrase. Good job. Good luck in the contest. this is a very good poem

  • kiwikrazi37
    July 25, 2007

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    Lol, very cute. That last paragraph pretty much describes my brother, always having to fix our broken computer Best wishes in the contest.

  • Midnight-x-Rose
    July 15, 2007

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    This ones a cute one. I always wanted a monkey as a pet when I was younger.
    My Mum said there was no way, we already had my father to look after, we didn't have room for another.

  • Adios Muchachos silver member
    July 3, 2007
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    Absoluter = To "er" is human.

    John


  • MlilAngel
    June 30, 2007

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    This did make me laugh, I liked how you worded the entire thing to make it flow pretty well! It's definantly an original that I've never seem before lol Thank you for entering my contest & good luck!!

    Thanks & Love,
    *MJ*

    . Rewarded 4


  • onesugar silver member
    June 29, 2007
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    LOL

    What an excellent poem. I like how you have ended the lines with the same syllable. A great piece.


  • bloved
    June 28, 2007
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    hahahahahhaha...

    O man this was really funny..

    Everything was well placed...perfect rhyme...awesome flow.

    I had to read this over to see what actually you were trying to say...You stumped me

    But reading it over I got your message....nice

    Good luck in the contest...and thanks for entering!

    . Rewarded 6


  • Lady Altheia
    June 28, 2007

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    Wow this is really cute. Good luck in all your contests. UI thought the flow and rhythmn was perfect.

  • Game Master
    June 23, 2007

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    a banana bunch and a pea-shooter I thought that was so cute and you did a good job on this poem. good luck
  • pithyaplomb
    June 23, 2007
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    congrats! U R A Finalist!


  • Yazhi
    February 28, 2007
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    HAH!

    As I read your poem is was a pure belly laugh that splattered my hot cocoa all over my computer screen! What a hysterical muse you have shared with us all!!
    Thank you for leaving this link as it brought a huge smile to my face and a mess to my screen!
    Yazhi


  • Sacrificial Love
    February 22, 2007
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    LMAO...

    AS if I wasn't laughing hard enough from the poem and the bananas and pea shooter... I'm bout to pee on myself from the comment about Mr. Palmer copying and pasting his comment without even reading... WOW....


  • Duke Natelyst
    February 15, 2007

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    got no idea what Kendall Palmer meant by deep since I felt it was clearly explained, but then again he just copy pastes comments without ever taking the time to read the poem.

    The best thing about the poem was the creative use of the rhymes and had most of them made sense. It also told a fairly amusing story which I liked. I noticed that some of the lines sacrificed grammar for the rhyme scheme such as :

    Sex undetermined, yet not neuter

    but it was still a good read.

    Congratz~

    . Rewarded 4

  • PalmettoSky
    February 14, 2007
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    This is a great piece of work! Very complex and the meaning is deep rooted!
    You're wording was phenomenal in this piece and the over-all poem was extraordinary. You also incorporated nice imagery, and it was an extraordinary read.

  • kamikage
    February 11, 2007
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    clever!

    I'm amazed at how you could rhyme the whole poem with the same syllable. Well done.

  • panegyric ink
    February 11, 2007

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    loved this as a joke!!! Overall this is a very enjoyable read you have given dso much to a competition!!! Great opportunity for anyone to stop by and to have read through this one of yours!!!!!!

    . Rewarded 4

  • PalmettoSky
    February 10, 2007
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    Very good. This is deep. Truley amazing and beautiful. I can relate to this which may sound crazy but its the truth. This is touching considering the hard times in my life. A well written write. Very good imagery, flow and tone. Excellent word choice. Thought provoking. A well crafted piece.

  • Errant Panther silver member
    February 10, 2007

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    Very interesting and humorous piece you have penned, I would have struggled to maintain the end line rhyme for as long as you did, well done.

  • Vernal Bloom
    February 10, 2007

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    I’m glad to read such smiling poems at latest moments of this night. I enjoy the special rhyme you chose for your poem. Since I’m a foreigner to your culture, your jokes are all new to me. A good humor piece here.
    Thank you for entering my contest and good luck to you in the contest :-)

    ~Massy~

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