Hello Mr Monk-E, I know that I'm a guy
and while I don't want to be your wife, it's for the gold I try
a bright and shiny trophy, now that would make my day
and so for this shiny prize I will fake being gay
do I not deserve first spot? Tell me to my face
you can still get a wife, just put her in 2nd place
I read the rules and never once did it say no males
and so I placed this poem, in case you couldn't tell
all I ask is for the gold, and if you give to me
I swear I'll listen to just one song of lousy ICP
Author notes
was originally for the contest http://allpoetry.com/contest/2339320
but he blocked my entry for some reason...the poor sport lol
Please tell me what you think
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o my i luv u..that was funy...i keep readin it and it always makes me laugh..tehe u r a smart ass but i love it lol keep writin good poems like this..plz....i need a lil happiness in my days lol..ttyl
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haha
oh.. Derek.. your funnie and odd
but we still love ya.. somedays
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oh cmon Monk-E!!! That was from the heart!!! You can't drop me just like that from the contest!!
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Haiku Killer
Oh my !
How fabulous to find a smart-ass male on AP like you ... This is absolutely classic !!
I'd give ya gold for this !
Best of luck mate, hope ya get it
Stay safe
~Amanda
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THAT CRAP IS FUNNY AS H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS
that was propaly the funniest poem ive ever read and i am still laughing my but off....I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!THAT MADE MY DAY!!!! -
very funny
shucks that was really funny...a dam funny contest i believe...
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