Mortimer, come here- I think we need to talk
Because if you don't starting speaking, I think I'm going to walk!
My mind's made that if we soon don't have a conversation
I'm going back to Mama, along with my adoration!
All we do it sit here in your stinky swamp
Lets be honest darling- not a romantic romp!
All I really need is something of a chat,
Sweety-poo, now truly, stop being such a pratt!
I swear that if I can't get a word from outta you,
Imagonna kick your toadie ass into Timbuktu!
I've stuck around long enough to get a sweet parley,
And still you won't even give me any time of day!
Listen, buster, one last chance to keep me in your life
And here I was even dreaming about becoming your wife!
Oh, No! Oh, Yes! Here it comes! You open to reply...
Oh, you little bastard, all you did was catch a fly!
Silver trophy winner
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