It was a hard transition,
From the stage to the shop.
On the stage she was a natural,
At the shop...jaws dropped.
The manager could tell,
That she was trying her best.
Now if he could just get her,
To quit spilling oil on her chest.
She was very helpful,
The costumers seemed pleased.
His business nearly doubled,
Since she started to grease.
He couldn't just fire,
This gold mine he'd found.
And now she's known as,
The fastest lube around.
It was a hard transition,
But it just goes to show.
With hard work and oil,
You can make a lot of dough.





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